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Title: vital inaugural information for primitives
Post by: franksolich on January 19, 2009, 06:42:31 AM

This is for the primitives; anyone else can feel free to skip and go onto something else.

Yesterday, Sunday, schedules for January 20, 2009 were littering Skins's island like circus posters blowing askew in the gales. 

I picked up a few of them, and noticed they all appeared to be absent some vital information; nearly all of them start at circa 10:30 a.m. central time, 9:30 a.m. mountain time, with 0bama arriving at the Capitol.

There appears a couple of things missing, and the primitives might want to carry this back to Skins's island, for illumination.

According to the official schedule:

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7:45 a.m. central time, 6:45 a.m. mountain time

Service at St. John's Church

That's the first thing, the very first thing, 0bama's doing in the morning, but one would never know it if his source of information was solely Skins's island.

0bama's going to CHURCH.

First thing in the morning.

0bama's going to CHURCH.

I have no idea what this "St. John's Church" is, what denomination, but it's a pretty safe bet, from the name of it, that it's a CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

0bama's going to a CHRISTIAN CHURCH first thing in the morning, before he does anything else.

And then the second thing, the thing he does immediately after this first thing, going to CHURCH, is:

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9:15 a.m. central time, 8:15 a.m. mountain time

Coffee with President and Mrs. Bush at the White House

Whoa. 

Right after going to CHURCH first thing in the morning, 0bama's going to have some light breakfast WITH GEORGE and Laura BUSH.

Shove that up your asses and smoke it, primitives.

I'm really curious as to why the primitives haven't posted this; perhaps they think 0bama's getting up in mid-morning tomorrow, Tuesday, and isn't doing anything until he gets to the Capitol.

Stupid primitives.  Really stupid primitives.  Just really stupid primitives.

Assholes.

Title: Re: vital inaugural information for primitives
Post by: Ree on January 19, 2009, 07:01:50 AM

G'head Frank...Tell em what ya really think....(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/smilies/stick-1.gif)

Title: Re: vital inaugural information for primitives
Post by: Carl on January 19, 2009, 08:11:43 AM

They are convinced that he is one of them and all this is just a show which they happily excuse.
Hypocrites and DUmb****s..every one of them.

Title: Re: vital inaugural information for primitives
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 19, 2009, 10:02:23 PM

They think he will wake up at 11am and stagger up to the podium all disheveled....

Title: Re: vital inaugural information for primitives
Post by: Chris on January 19, 2009, 10:21:52 PM

I think it's Baptist.