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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: thundley4 on January 18, 2009, 07:45:28 PM

Title: New sheriff in town
Post by: thundley4 on January 18, 2009, 07:45:28 PM

An applicant to the Bloomfield, New Jersey’s Sheriff’s Office was being interviewed for the job.

The Deputy doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six crack heads, and a rabbit. “

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the Deputy. “When can you start?”

I'm sure that Tarmy wouldn't have asked that question, but would have asked, why only one rabbit.  :-)