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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: NHSparky on January 17, 2009, 10:21:50 AM

Title: Sea Kittens
Post by: NHSparky on January 17, 2009, 10:21:50 AM

Yes, they exist--according to PETA:

LINK (http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp)

Now ordinarily, one might be upset by this display of sheer stupidity, but I'm taking a more pragmatic approach.  Given the fact we can't kill them (yet), it's still nice to know who they are for when it becomes time to cull the herd.  After all, even animals shun their stupid and sick so they 1--can't breed, 2--get eaten by others, thereby ensuring survival.

This is just making our jobs a little easier when the time comes.

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2009, 10:32:55 AM

Well, damn, that was just...I don't know...stupider than "Hamster dance?"

 :mental:

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: NHSparky on January 17, 2009, 11:02:10 AM

Nah, Hampster Dance was humorous and had entertainment value.

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: MrsSmith on January 17, 2009, 03:34:13 PM

Quote from: NHSparky on January 17, 2009, 11:02:10 AM

Nah, Hampster Dance was humorous and had entertainment value.

Yeah...Sea Kittens was just stupid.  If they really want to make a point, the least they could do is have someone actually think about it.   ::)

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: Chris_ on January 17, 2009, 04:43:20 PM

I think I'll get my niece a nice slippery Patagonian toothfish to play with, she wanted a kitten, but, then, I wanted Mahi Mahi...

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: miskie on January 17, 2009, 07:16:01 PM

I suddenly feel like getting some take out Chinese..

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: rich_t on January 17, 2009, 10:38:42 PM

All I know is that they taste just like fish!

 :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on January 18, 2009, 12:36:42 AM

Quote from: NHSparky on January 17, 2009, 10:21:50 AM

Yes, they exist--according to PETA:

LINK (http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp)

Now ordinarily, one might be upset by this display of sheer stupidity, but I'm taking a more pragmatic approach.  Given the fact we can't kill them (yet), it's still nice to know who they are for when it becomes time to cull the herd.  After all, even animals shun their stupid and sick so they 1--can't breed, 2--get eaten by others, thereby ensuring survival.

This is just making our jobs a little easier when the time comes.

Sea Kittens................. another reason for owning a firearm.  :-)

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: LC EFA on January 18, 2009, 12:38:53 AM

Dare I use the expression Prairie Puppies as a substitute for "beef" or will PETA take it and run with it.
 

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: miskie on January 18, 2009, 06:49:59 AM

And now for a public service announcement..
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57KDDKbfhmI[/youtube]

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2009, 05:47:11 PM

Sea Kittens: just as tasty as the land variety

Title: Re: Sea Kittens
Post by: Chris_ on January 19, 2009, 11:19:27 AM

Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2009, 05:47:11 PM

Sea Kittens: just as tasty as the land variety

Apparently so.

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/killerpunkbunny/GeorgeBushEatingA_kitten.jpg)