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Title: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 09:19:20 PM
Who here is still a degenerate tobacco smoker?

Nevermind, screw all ya'll.
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2009, 09:19:53 PM
Filthy bugger.......
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Tess on January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
but did you inhale?
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 16, 2009, 09:26:06 PM
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Tess on January 16, 2009, 09:34:35 PM
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.   :-)

Your urges are still intact though, right?   :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 09:35:39 PM
Filthy bugger.......

wish I had a nickel for every woman who called me that before they knew I smoked

Quote from: Tess
but did you inhale?

yes. and it was wonderful

Quote from: Schade
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.


Only one thing could keep me inside on a cold day in MN.  :evillaugh:



Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: asdf2231 on January 16, 2009, 09:39:14 PM
Guilty. :-)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 09:40:43 PM
Guilty. :-)

H5!  :-)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2009, 09:41:53 PM
wish I had a nickel for every woman who called me that before they knew I smoked



....intriguing  :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 09:47:19 PM

....intriguing  :naughty:

That includes your girl Kath who already wrapped poor innocent me around her little finger.

I was heading to this, perhaps, in the Battle of the Sexes thread. (???)  :uhsure: (or not)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2009, 09:52:30 PM
That includes your girl Kath who already wrapped poor innocent me around her little finger.

I was heading to this, perhaps, in the Battle of the Sexes thread. (???)  :uhsure: (or not)

She has a problem with men, watch out.   :-*
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Tess on January 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
She has a problem with men, watch out.   :-*

No she doesn't....she loves them ALL!!!!   :-)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 10:02:11 PM
I'll suffer no bad talk of Schade's reputation.


But I just might pass out before a proper defense is made
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
I'll suffer no bad talk of Schade's reputation.


But I just might pass out before a proper defense is made


I'm not talking bad, if you are a man then it's all good. 
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 10:08:09 PM

I'm not talking bad, if you are a man then it's all good. 


Scade has some small proffs of that. Sadly I have shaved my beard recently to seek better employment.  :bawl:

(it was a nice cross between near-beard and too-much-beard at the time)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: NHSparky on January 16, 2009, 10:35:31 PM
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.   :-)

Nah, they'd all just taste like menthols at that point.
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 17, 2009, 03:35:33 AM
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.   :-)

If you say that because you go outside to smoke.....here's what you do.

Cut off.....uh, .... -25 degree weather .....better make that, break off 2 long pieces of garden hose.....open window slightly....place hoses thru window......insert lite cigarette in one hose and suck on it....place thunb over the end while you blow smoke out the other.

Do matches strike in -25 degree weather?
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: LC EFA on January 17, 2009, 03:55:52 AM
Who here is still a degenerate tobacco smoker?

Nevermind, screw all ya'll.

I smoke a very dark, evil smelling roll-your-own tobacco called white OX. Unfiltered.

But I don't smoke.. I smolder.   :uhsure:
 
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: docstew on January 17, 2009, 07:37:19 AM
You need to move to MN, a cigarette in 25 below will chase the urge away.   :-)

40 below didn't do it, why should 25 below?  zyban, OTOH...
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2009, 10:45:14 AM
If you say that because you go outside to smoke.....here's what you do.

Cut off.....uh, .... -25 degree weather .....better make that, break off 2 long pieces of garden hose.....open window slightly....place hoses thru window......insert lite cigarette in one hose and suck on it....place thunb over the end while you blow smoke out the other.

Do matches strike in -25 degree weather?

That is a nifty trick. Ima going to pass it on to my smoker friends since I quit smoking 18 years ago.
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2009, 10:46:30 AM
40 below didn't do it, why should 25 below?  zyban, OTOH...

I quit when I became pregnant and never started up again. Before becoming pregnant, I couldn't quit for nothing.
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: debk on January 17, 2009, 11:15:20 AM
My other half has been telling me he was going to quit for 15 years.

Dec 2007, he promised to quit in January.

He's still smoking.....

 :censored:

I'm going to be the one who dies from lung cancer. ::)
Title: Re: I'm leaving CC! (for the length of a cigarette)
Post by: rich_t on January 18, 2009, 12:12:50 AM
I haven't had a smoke since 12/16/08.

I feel pretty good about that.

The last time I quit, I made it about 11 months.

I hope to make it permanent this time.

I found myself gasping for air in my sleep back in November.  I didn't like that feeling.

So I decided to once again make an effort to stop smoking.  I'm doing good so far.

I hope to keep it that way.