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Title: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: bijou on January 16, 2009, 04:07:36 PM: Quote
A man allegedly threw the family cat at his wife during a domestic dispute this morning in the coupleâ€™s home in Palmyra, Wayne County.

Paul A. Wood, 25, was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief and cruelty to animals, both misdemeanors, and second-degree harassment, a violation, said Lt. Bob Hetzke of the Wayne County Sheriffâ€™s Office.

Wood is accused of throwing the family cat at his wife and punching a hole in the wall of the coupleâ€™s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park about 5:30 a.m. today. The cat, which has its claws, struck the woman in the back during the argument, deputies said.
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link (http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20090116/NEWS01/90116008/1002/NEWS)

I can haz handcuffs plz?
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: asdf2231 on January 16, 2009, 04:16:09 PM: (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/cats/incoming-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 04:39:07 PM: What a *****.
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Chris_ on January 16, 2009, 05:13:48 PM: Quote from: bijou on January 16, 2009, 04:07:36 PM
link (http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20090116/NEWS01/90116008/1002/NEWS)

I can haz handcuffs plz?
Ah. That's not just any old housecat...that's a cat-a-pult. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Defiant1 on January 16, 2009, 05:47:22 PM: It's against the law to punch a hole in your own wall?
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: thundley4 on January 16, 2009, 06:19:02 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on January 16, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
Ah. That's not just any old housecat...that's a cat-a-pult. :rimshot:

Cat-apult. (http://www.roughoat.com/games/cat-a-pult.htm) May be offensive to cat lovers, pet owners, and other sensitive peoples.
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Tess on January 16, 2009, 06:54:23 PM: :lmao:
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Miss Mia on January 16, 2009, 08:01:53 PM: (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-ambush-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Tess on January 16, 2009, 08:53:22 PM: So is a cat considered "a deadly weapon" And if so, why?
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Miss Mia on January 16, 2009, 08:56:44 PM: Quote from: Tess on January 16, 2009, 08:53:22 PM
So is a cat considered "a deadly weapon" And if so, why?

Look at this fatty, he'd definitely hurt someone just by force.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/Monty/motysleepingnn001.jpg)
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 08:57:17 PM: Quote from: Tess on January 16, 2009, 08:53:22 PM
So is a cat considered "a deadly weapon" And if so, why?

I missed you in the welcome thread so I'd like to take this chance to say welcome and to answer that question for you.

The answer is, "maybe" and "I don't know".

Welcome to CC!! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Flame on January 17, 2009, 07:49:21 AM: Quote from: Tess on January 16, 2009, 08:53:22 PM
So is a cat considered "a deadly weapon" And if so, why?

I wouldn't want any of my cats thrown at me...too many pointy ends, and I'm sure the flight through the air wouldn't do much for their disposition!
Title: Re: Man arrested after throwing cat at wife during dispute
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on January 17, 2009, 09:46:10 AM: The guy should have used one of these...

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1161363562249.jpg)