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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Undies on January 15, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
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Write something profound! Boost your self-esteem!
Example:
If there is no God, how was man smart enough to invent Him?
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Gave you the high 5. Very profound remark. I'm too tired to think of anything too profound. Will try to think of something clever tomorrow to earn a few of those high 5's. :-)
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Gave you the high 5. Very profound remark. I'm too tired to think of anything too profound. Will try to think of something clever tomorrow to earn a few of those high 5's. :-)
But you still got a H5 just for posting! :p
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H5! Did you make that up?
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H5! Did you make that up?
No and it used to be in my sig line over at CU.
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America elected a Socialist for President and the Arizona Cardinals are one game away from the Superbowl. Congratulations, Universe. You win.
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H5! Did you make that up?
I just said "NO" in my response, I forgot to tell you where it came from.
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, 1603:
LORD POLONIUS
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
- Mark Twain
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I just said "NO" in my response, I forgot to tell you where it came from.
I was being a smartbutt. I know Shakespeare. I hide behind the drapes all the time.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
- Mark Twain
I think I misdirected here. The profundity needs to be original.
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I was being a smartbutt. I know Shakespeare. I hide behind the drapes all the time.
Careful there Polonius. :tongue:
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"The right of the American people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed."
Crazy Jerry from the Brass Rail Bar and Grill, 1989.
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Freedom is the right of all sentient beings--Optimus Prime
Sorry, just finished watching the movie. That line struck a chord with me the first time I heard it while watching the movie at AMC Theatres on the day it came out (okay, I'm a movie buff/nerd, so sue me. :p )
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Careful there Polonius. :tongue:
To thine own self be true
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Sorry, just finished watching the movie. That line struck a chord with me the first time I heard it while watching the movie at AMC Theatres on the day it came out (okay, I'm a movie buff/nerd, so sue me. :p )
I'm pretty sure President Bush has said something similar in the last eight years. It's a shame half the country won't listen to him.
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Are y'all H5-ing everybody? Don't leave without it!
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I think I misdirected here. The profundity needs to be original.
"Do'h!" (Oh crap. That wasn't original either.)
RS, places hand on chin, pokes side of face repeatedly.
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I'm pretty sure President Bush has said something similar in the last eight years. It's a shame half the country won't listen to him.
Oh, I know he has, and I'm aware of it. Sitting in the theatre that day, I wondered if it crossed the minds of anyone else in the audience what that line could easily refer to in real life.
I'd continue, but this is the Lounge, so I'd like to keep political talk elsewhere.
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"Do'h!" (Oh crap. That wasn't original either.)
RS, places hand on chin, pokes side of face repeatedly.
Some folks can be excused if they bring a note.
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Oops, I'll be like SLW, and come up with something original for tomorrow. :thatsright:
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I'm Hi-5'ing the people with a lower Hi-5 count than I have. :-)
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I'm Hi-5'ing the people with a lower Hi-5 count than I have. :-)
Being selective got you a BS, young man.
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"Married women are the best lovers but I would never tell that to their husbands."
hmmm, needs work I think :evillaugh:
On edit:
Not very H5 worthy I suppose
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"Married women are the best lovers but I would never tell that to their husbands."
hmmm, needs work I think :evillaugh:
On edit:
Not very H5 worthy I suppose
Yes. Twat were you thinking????
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Ok, you jolly ranchers, I'm off to crease my pillow. I will be back tomorrow to grade your work and H5 EVERYBODY!
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper. - Ben Franklin
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt
:-)
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What a gay thread.
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What a gay thread.
H5 :evillaugh:
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If a liberal had a brain, it would take out and play with it.
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A word to the wise is not necessary. It's the stupid ones that always need advice.
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A word to the wise is not necessary. It's the stupid ones that always need advice.
...and a whole government run industry of many departments with thousands of jobs has been built around that need.
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...and a whole government run industry of many departments with thousands of jobs has been built around that need.
You deserve a hi5 for that one, dood. :-)
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
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If a liberal had a brain, it would take out and play with it.
In a similar vein, if brains were dynamite, your average DUmmy still wouldn't be able to blow it's own nose.
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There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Do you think the liberals will ever understand this simple truism?
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the Arizona Cardinals are one game away from the Superbowl. Congratulations, Universe. You win.
That deserves a BS but I'm too nice a guy to do it. :-)
From a loyal 45 year Detroit Lion fan. :hammer:
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"And you all thought Obama cared, Bwahahahahahahaah"
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"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin on here?"
You got a groan injury or something?
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You got a groan injury or something?
Sorry but I had to change it. The post has to be original. So I had to make up something. Probably be the only one to get a BS now.
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"And you all thought Obama cared, Bwahahahahahahaah"
ha ha ha! :rofl:
hi4
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ha ha ha! :rofl:
hi4
Hi4??? :mental: :-)
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Hi-5's and Bitch Slaps: Perfectly legitimate ways to mold forum behavior.
:-)
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Hi4??? :mental: :-)
:tongue:
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What a gay thread.
It is now.
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Love is never having to wonder where to hide the body.
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Hi-5's and Bitch Slaps: Perfectly legitimate ways to mold forum behavior.
:-)
...and keep track of how many times you've pissed someone off. I've pissed someone off 83 times here. :lmao:
Freedumb has the love/hate relationship thing in parity.
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If man was meant to be a vegetarian bacon wouldn't taste so good. - my 7 year old son. :-)
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I just said "NO" in my response, I forgot to tell you where it came from.
Look at you all cultured and shit.
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Well, now.
Where's my high 5?
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Well, now.
Where's my high 5?
:wink:
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"They may find me dead in a ditch someday but by God, it'll be in a pile of brass." - taken from one someone I know at the NRA who has that as their email sig line.
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"They may find me dead in a ditch someday but by God, it'll be in a pile of brass." - taken from one someone I know at the NRA who has that as their email sig line.
it would take a small army, dixie. :uhsure: :-)
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it would take a small army, dixie. :uhsure: :-)
Well of course :-)
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Never... no wait... always wear underwear. :p
"Vote for me and you'll be farting through silk." P.J. O'Rourke (talking about pol's in general in every election year)
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Well of course :-)
or perhaps an army of smallness? :bow2:
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If man was meant to be a vegetarian bacon wouldn't taste so good. - my 7 year old son. :-)
That's cute, and VERY TRUE! H5! :-)
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America elected a Socialist for President and the Arizona Cardinals are one game away from the Superbowl. Congratulations, Universe. You win.
The world is upside down! Last time I was in Arizona the employee in the Enterprise rental place there was complaining about STL, how we pulled a fast one sending our team to Arizona.
The profound remark of the night is sometimes it takes a LONG time to get that last laugh in. :-)
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If a liberal had a brain, it would take out and play with it.
Hi5 for that one. :-) Your's is original. Mine sadly isn't---hadn't read carefully enough that we must come up with an original profound thought. Guess I'll have to wait til tomorrow on that one, too.
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What are these H5 you speak of??? :uhsure: :-)
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If man was meant to be a vegetarian bacon wouldn't taste so good. - my 7 year old son. :-)
Okay, that's pretty good.
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"In Heaven there is no beer
That is why we make it here."--Sign in a Trappist monastery
Kev, it's not a gay thread . . .
. . . it's a ghey thread.
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My signature line on another site.
All evil needs to prosper is for good men to do nothing. Pacifism is good men doing nothing.
OK. I H5'd everyone. If ya'all push me over a 100 I'll do it again in an hour!
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My signature line on another site.
OK. I H5'd everyone. If ya'all push me over a 100 I'll do it again in an hour!
My H5 to you gave you 99 . . . does that count?
One more profound statement--"O shit--now he's the President!"
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Okay, that's pretty good.
It amazes me what that kid can come up with.
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My H5 to you gave you 99 . . . does that count?
One more profound statement--"O shit--now he's the President!"
:lmao: Love it.
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Its been an hour and I topped the magic number. H5s for everyone.
Edited to add a quote I always liked. (and one that cannot be applied to Big O)
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.â€
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I h5'd everyone in this thread.
Now I'm going to ride off into the sunset on my pony and eat Italian food.
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I h5'd everyone in this thread.
Now I'm going to ride off into the sunset on my pony and eat Italian food.
I have to say I love your avatar. Blue is one of my favorites from Foster's! We used to DVR that show and watch it all together.
The family that watches cartoons together, stays together.
:-)
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...and keep track of how many times you've pissed someone off. I've pissed someone off 83 times here. :lmao:
Freedumb has the love/hate relationship thing in parity.
Um....that would be 83 times that you know of.
But who's keeping score? Not me! :-)
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I h5'd everyone in this thread.
Now I'm going to ride off into the sunset on my pony and eat Italian food.
Italian food is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. :cheersmate:
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Um....that would be 83 times that you know of.
But who's keeping score? Not me! :-)
That one hour thing is a saving grace for so many.
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That one hour thing is a saving grace for so many.
+1. Back up to parity.
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I f'n knew it!!!!!
Freedumb is the Antichrist! :o
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I f'n knew it!!!!!
Freedumb is the Antichrist! :o
*DANG!* I was wondering how long I could lurk among you mortals before you discovered me.
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/Freedumb.png?t=1232223772)
For future reference. :evillaugh:
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/Freedumb.png?t=1232223772)
For future reference. :evillaugh:
Thanks! I screen-capped it too! :)
Am I the first to get to those numbers legitimately?
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Yes. Now, if you want me to change you username to Satanatinatin, just lemme know. :-)
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Yes. Now, if you want me to change you username to Satanatinatin, just lemme know. :-)
LOL -- I'll just ask everyone to precede their comments to Me that way.
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Yes. Now, if you want me to change you username to Satanatinatin, just lemme know. :-)
LOL! :rofl:
H5
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I have to say I love your avatar. Blue is one of my favorites from Foster's! We used to DVR that show and watch it all together.
The family that watches cartoons together, stays together.
:-)
Tess, your avatar--is that a pic of you?
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Tess, your avatar--is that a pic of you?
Yes, that is I. :-*
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/Freedumb.png?t=1232223772)
For future reference. :evillaugh:
LMAO...that is a H5 in itself!
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Yes. Now, if you want me to change you username to Satanatinatin, just lemme know. :-)
That's too long of a name...we need something short, and less obvious.
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That's too long of a name...we need something short, and less obvious.
Sadly, "Slartibartfast" is taken.
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Sadly, "Slartibartfast" is taken.
Damn! All the good ones get taken FAST!
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85 replies! Teh ghey threads seem to do okie-dokie.
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Is the glass half empty or is the glass too big?
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Yes, that is I. :-*
Hi :uhsure:
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That's too long of a name...we need something short, and less obvious.
Frumpy McFartbasket?
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I h5'd everyone in this thread.
Now I'm going to ride off into the sunset on my pony and eat Italian food.
Thanks for the h 5. :-)
Was the Italian food good? One of the best areas in the country to eat Italian food is on the "hill" in STL, home of Yogi Berra, Joe Garagiola and a whole bunch of old mafia guys. They have old Italian grocery stores, an authentic Italian bakery (all these places are at least 50+ years old.) Need to take SR down there to soak up the local ambiance. Even the fire hydrants are painted the colors of the Italian flag.
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Thanks for the h 5. :-)
Was the Italian food good? One of the best areas in the country to eat Italian food is on the "hill" in STL, home of Yogi Berra, Joe Garagiola and a whole bunch of old mafia guys. They have old Italian grocery stores, an authentic Italian bakery (all these places are at least 50+ years old.) Need to take SR down there to soak up the local ambiance. Even the fire hydrants are painted the colors of the Italian flag.
I put you up to 90....just cause I like you guys. :-)
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I put you up to 90....just cause I like you guys. :-)
Thanks a lot. Put you up to 329. Anyone care to get it to 330? :-)
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I have to say I love your avatar. Blue is one of my favorites from Foster's! We used to DVR that show and watch it all together.
The family that watches cartoons together, stays together.
:-)
My favorite is Eduardo, but the dancing Bloo has become a standard for me.
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Hi :uhsure:
Hi....whats up?
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My favorite is Eduardo, but the dancing Bloo has become a standard for me.
Haha! Eduardo! He rocks! "Si, and I like potatoes."
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I've decided to postwhore some crap for more hi5s. Enjoy.
[youtube=425,350]Jr_01rYKQLg[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]bLpROhIg9eA[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]tnUEcG4iH34[/youtube]
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That last vid is an H5 right there. But the nipple song is worth returning in an hour to H5 you again. :lmao: :lmao:
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OK, two can play at that game. Here's a shameless plug for an H5:
Commercial playing in Japan.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtK1nnRgSao[/youtube]
Edited to add H5s for everyone.
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Speaking of disturbing Japanese commercials:
Makes me glad I joined the AMERICAN Navy, not this one:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_TV4qJiOlg&feature=related[/youtube]
And for all you poor ground-pounders:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h8FCn-2AhU&feature=related[/youtube]
Let's not forget the grunts!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FaDhnkzqTU[/youtube]
Finally, our zoomie bretheren:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4rdsbHrE4[/youtube]
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OK, two can play at that game. Here's a shameless plug for an H5:
Commercial playing in Japan.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtK1nnRgSao[/youtube]
Edited to add H5s for everyone.
No wonder you guys get so many H5s. :-)
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In the spirit of the "Nipple Song" one of my favorites...
Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker.
[youtube=425,350]T4_MsrsKzMM[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2KZjUYC9GQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2KZjUYC9GQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
I haven't watched this one in awhile, still funny as hell.