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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Tess on January 15, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
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So the other day my trainer is trying to get me to do manly push ups. Not the girlie kind from the knees but from my toes. Now people, you need to understand, I am kind of...ummm..well-endowed so regular push ups aren't really tons of fun. Anyway, he pushes me and that is what I pay him to do the conversation goes like this:
Trainer: Oh, those are too easy. Next set we aren't going to use the knees.
Me: Yeah, right, shut up.
Trainer: Oh no! We are! It'll be great! (this is what he ALWAYS says)
Me: Are you friggin serious?
Trainer: Oh yeah, you'll be fine. I'm gonna spot you.
Me: Yeah, whatever
Trainer: Yep! I'm gonna ride you like a pony!
:lmao:
Seriously - ONLY my trainer would be able to get away with such a comment in such a public place. I never laughed so hard.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. :naughty:
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It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.
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Keep us abreast of further developments.
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There shouldn't be any horsing around in teh gym.
He better pony up with an apology.
Talk about putting his hoof in his mouth.
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Just make sure you have plenty of support next time. You never know what kind of strappin' big fella's gonna come around.
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Is he cute? Is he ghey? :-) The cute ones usually are!
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It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.
You are jumping in with your ways too early Undies. She is going to take offense to your comment. She wont "get you" like me. :p
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Now people, you need to understand, I am kind of...ummm..well-endowed so regular push ups aren't really tons of fun.
:picsneeded:
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You are jumping in with your ways too early Undies. She is going to take offense to your comment. She wont "get you" like me. :p
Whad' I say?
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One of the girls at work, was asking me about TV size and well:
"Does the extra two inches really matter?"
I looked at her.
I said yes.
I left as fast as humanly possible.
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It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.
:naughty:
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Keep us abreast of further developments.
:lmao:
He is positively uplifting I must say!
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One of the girls at work, was asking me about TV size and well:
"Does the extra two inches really matter?"
I looked at her.
I said yes.
I left as fast as humanly possible.
:naughty:
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Is he cute? Is he ghey? :-) The cute ones usually are!
He is kinda dorky, which is why he can get away with saying that I laugh my ass off. And I know his wife. They are super cool.
I must say working out with a trainer certainly makes you more aware of positions when you are lifting weights.
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:naughty:
They don't care about TVs, but attach a scrotum to it and they picky. :uhsure:
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:picsneeded:
I should find you my cleavage shot. Let's just say I don't wear those skimpy bra-like tops to the gym.
Damnit - where is that smilie that shakes her boobies??
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Edited.
Sorry if I killed your thread.
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I should find you my cleavage shot. Let's just say I don't wear those skimpy bra-like tops to the gym.
Damnit - where is that smilie that shakes her boobies??
(http://www.raiderskickass.com/upload/images/smilies/boobies.gif)
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That's a new one...
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:lmao:
He is positively uplifting I must say!
There is no reason to be curt.