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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on January 14, 2009, 04:05:27 PM
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WYOMING — A Luzerne County woman is facing an assault charge after allegedly impaling her boyfriend with a meat thermometer Sunday afternoon.
Ashley Sherlinski, 24, of 19 W. Eighth St., Apt. 5, Wyoming, threw the thermometer at Eric Dixon, 33, same address, when he opened the door at their apartment after she had been banging on it, police said. The thermometer stuck about a half-inch into his upper stomach area, he told police.
Ms. Sherlinski was arraigned before Magisterial District Judge Gerald Feissner and released on her own recognizance with the condition she has no contact with Mr. Dixon. A preliminary hearing is set for Jan. 21 in Luzerne County Court.
Well Done. (http://www.scrantontimes.com/articles/2009/01/12/news/doc496b313216425902933423.txt) :lmao:
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Well, at least it wasn't a meat cleaver. :shucks:
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Pigs aren't done until they reach an internal temperature of 325 degress and sustain such for a period of forty-five minutes.
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She obviously took her mothers advice seriously. The way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
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Well, at least it wasn't a meat cleaver. :shucks:
Meh. it only went in a HALF INCH... Impaled...
Words have meanings
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I guess she was looking for a hot date. :rimshot:
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Meh. it only went in a HALF INCH... Impaled...
Words have meanings
doesn't take much depth of impalement in the abdomen to cause serious harm or death... now if he was fat, i agree, meh
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See, from the headline, I thought she was just taking his temperature the "old fashioned" way!
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doesn't take much depth of impalement in the abdomen to cause serious harm or death... now if he was fat, i agree, meh
Half an inch would just barely break through the skin and fat layer, even on a thin person. No way it would penetrate the muscles to get at whats beneath.
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I think it would take an elephant size rectal thermometer to impale me in my stomach.
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WYOMING — A Luzerne County woman is facing an assault charge after allegedly impaling her boyfriend with a meat thermometer Sunday afternoon.
Ashley Sherlinski, 24, of 19 W. Eighth St., Apt. 5, Wyoming, threw the thermometer at Eric Dixon, 33, same address, when he opened the door at their apartment after she had been banging on it, police said. The thermometer stuck about a half-inch into his upper stomach area, he told police.
Ms. Sherlinski was arraigned before Magisterial District Judge Gerald Feissner and released on her own recognizance with the condition she has no contact with Mr. Dixon. A preliminary hearing is set for Jan. 21 in Luzerne County Court
For a second there I thought that was a euphemism for something else! :-)
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For a second there I thought that was a euphemism for something else! :-)
lol! :lmao: