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Title: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
Post by: asdf2231 on January 14, 2009, 03:51:51 PM
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay 
 
Jan 14 03:57 PM US/Eastern
 
  CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D95N55DG0&show_article=1
Title: Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
Post by: LC EFA on January 14, 2009, 04:01:45 PM
What is his DU name ?
Title: Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
Post by: Chris_ on January 14, 2009, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: LC EFA on January 14, 2009, 04:01:45 PM
What is his DU name ?


william pitt
Title: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2009, 07:43:54 AM
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.


It should fit right in with some of the other locals.   :-)

LINK (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D95N55DG0&show_article=1)


Title: Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
Post by: docstew on January 15, 2009, 07:55:14 AM
wait a minute, it's IN Tampa BAY?  Hope the little poo-flinger can swim...  :-)
Title: Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
Post by: Splashdown on January 15, 2009, 10:12:37 AM
All together now. Ready?

Ahem...


What's his DU name?

:party:
Title: Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
Post by: asdf2231 on January 15, 2009, 12:02:17 PM
You have been duped my good man!

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20677.0.html
Title: Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
Post by: MarshallLaw on January 15, 2009, 02:51:46 PM
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous, but the little bastard is really, really rude.



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