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Title: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2009, 07:28:44 AM
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Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift

PORTSMOUTH, N.H., Jan. 12, 2009

(AP) A couple accused of assaulting each other over an unappreciated Christmas gift have been ordered to stay away from each other. Randi Young, 24, and Heath Blom, 26, were arrested on Christmas day. Police said the pair argued after Blom complained about getting a Wii game system from Young instead of the remote control airplane he asked for. When Young started to leave, Blom allegedly grabbed her by the hair and she turned around and hit him,

In court Monday, Young asked that the no-contact order be lifted, saying they just had a bad Christmas. But the judge denied the request.

MERRY CHRISTMAS (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/12/ap/strange/main4715685.shtml)   ::)

Not in Flori-duh this time...
Title: Re: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: Eupher on January 13, 2009, 07:31:39 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/12/ap/strange/main4715685.shtml)   ::)

Not in Flori-duh this time...


that's true, but isn't there a Navy brig in Portsmouth?

(No reflection on CC's Navy contingent......)  :-)
Title: Re: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: NHSparky on January 13, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
Yeah, this is in my neck of the woods (no pun intended).  Dammit.  Can't we get rid of all the Massholes now?
Title: Re: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2009, 11:33:13 AM
Yeah, this is in my neck of the woods (no pun intended).  Dammit.  Can't we get rid of all the Massholes now?
If you'll get rid of the Kennedys, we'll take care of the rest.
Title: Re: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: NHSparky on January 13, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
If you'll get rid of the Kennedys, we'll take care of the rest.

At the risk of starting a flame war with formerlurker, I dare say that a great many of the miscreants we get on this side of the border originally hail from the DPRM (Demokratik People's Republik of Massholeistan).  A sampling:

Michael Addison--murdered Manchester officer Michael Briggs--Masshole
Leland Eisenberg--took hostages at Clinton campaign office in Rochester--originally Masshole
Melein Meas--wanted for murder, arrested in NH--Masshole

I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.

Title: Re: Pair Accused Of Assault Over Unappreciated Gift
Post by: asdf2231 on January 13, 2009, 01:55:26 PM
At the risk of starting a flame war with formerlurker, I dare say that a great many of the miscreants we get on this side of the border originally hail from the DPRM (Demokratik People's Republik of Massholeistan).  A sampling:

Michael Addison--murdered Manchester officer Michael Briggs--Masshole
Leland Eisenberg--took hostages at Clinton campaign office in Rochester--originally Masshole
Melein Meas--wanted for murder, arrested in NH--Masshole

I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.



Don't forget the OG of Massholes, Crazy Unca Teddy and his Aqua Mobile.