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Title: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2009, 08:00:43 AM

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Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt

(AP) A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Authorities say the first attempt was made at a bank on Dec. 29 and the second at a Walgreens on Tuesday. Authorities did not say how the man tried to steal the machines.

LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/12/ap/strange/main4714330.shtml)

A fat ninja?   :rotf:

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: mamacags on January 12, 2009, 08:02:23 AM

The ghost of Chris Farley?

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: jinxmchue on January 12, 2009, 12:55:22 PM

Quote from: mamacags on January 12, 2009, 08:02:23 AM

The ghost of Chris Farley?

I thought of that, too, unfortunately.

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: bijou on January 12, 2009, 01:01:07 PM

Hey, don't diss the

(http://ilikedifferent.com/images/fat_ninja.gif)

 :-)

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: bijou on January 12, 2009, 01:09:07 PM

Heh, the graphic I posted is not far from reality.  :-)

(http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/ninja2-thumb.jpg)Floriduh (http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/)

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: lizard on January 12, 2009, 03:46:21 PM

Ninja Rule #42 : DO NOT GET FAT   :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2009, 09:21:29 PM

I was not there. It was not me