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Title: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Texacon on January 10, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
BC reminded me of this guy who replies to the Nigerian scammers.  I found his site again and I've been reading his very first letter.  This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Ablert_Fred1.html

KC
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: asdf2231 on January 10, 2009, 02:25:22 PM
What is completely fekking hilarious is when they get the guys to send pictures with people holding up signs to prove they are "For Real".

(http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/images/FAGSCAMMER.jpg)

(http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/images/bachir/Bachir_siaka.jpg)

(http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/images/ivannastiffkockup.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Chris on January 10, 2009, 02:29:15 PM
The Church of Fish, Milk, and Cheese (http://419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm)
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Rebel on January 12, 2009, 02:44:54 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Baruch Menachem on January 12, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
I tried this with a couple of them, asking them to meet me at a hotel in Nairobi.  (Room 86, of course)

They never replied to me.
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: BEG on January 12, 2009, 06:21:53 PM
I must be bored, I read that website.  It made me laugh out loud at parts.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Texacon on January 12, 2009, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: BEG on January 12, 2009, 06:21:53 PM
I must be bored, I read that website.  It made me laugh out loud at parts.   :lmao:

That guy wrote some funny stuff! 

KC
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Rebel on January 12, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
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PS -  I will never go to Nigeria if this is how Indian people act.  Screw the Eiffel Tower, those crazy kangaroos, all your zany schemes, and your stupid snow skiing.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: BEG on January 12, 2009, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: Rebel on January 12, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
:lmao:

Snort.
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Texacon on January 12, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: Rebel on January 12, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
:lmao:

That was my wife's favorite!

KC
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Texacon on January 12, 2009, 09:29:50 PM
I think this one is my favorite;

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He's threatening to take this to the FBI, CIA, Humane Society and the NCAA if we don't make him a partner.

KC
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Texacon on January 12, 2009, 09:31:45 PM
And the Nigerian's response?

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TELL HIM NOT TO TELL ANYBODY, IT FOR YOUR EYES ONLY AND PROMISE ME YOU WILL NEVER,EVER REPORT THIS TO CIA,HUMANE SOCIETY AND NCAA.

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: Eupher on January 13, 2009, 08:20:56 AM
Mrs. E, who professes to be an unabashed liberal and doesn't go near this site, laughed to the point of tears when reviewing ebolamonkeyman.com. She spent 45 minutes reading the stuff on that site.

That's amazing, because she usually spends 45 minutes playing Solitaire.  :whatever: 
Title: Re: Nigerian Scam .... Scammer
Post by: GOP Congress on January 28, 2009, 09:12:57 PM
Actually, the king of the 419 scambaiters is a guy who goes by the nom de plume "Shiver me Timbers". If you would like to spend a deliciously unproductive day or two at the computer, you couldn't do much better than to go to his site, aptly called "www.419eater.com".

He has multitudes of pictures of scammed scammers with signs, he makes them go through all sorts of crap. His funniest feat? He got two Nigerians to completely recreate the "Dead Parrot" skit immortalized by Monty Python. In fact, I'll put a link to both the Monty Python version, as well as the Nigerian version.

[youtube=425,350]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4[/youtube][youtube=425,350]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQqd17p9_0[/youtube]

Have fun!!