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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Wretched Excess on January 09, 2009, 07:59:43 PM
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but a different study proves that they still go for semi-insane wimmins. :-)
my spermatozoans must be brain dead, or sumthin' :uhsure:
Smarter Men Have More Sperm
Women tend to like smart men because they're usually more successful and better providers. But here's another reason: Their sperm is better, a new study says.
Researchers at King's College London, the University of Delaware and the University of New Mexico recently compared results from five intelligence tests given to 425 Vietnam War vets in 1985 as part of the U.S. Centers For Disease Control and Prevention's Vietnam Experience Study. These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples, so the researchers analyzed the sperm per milliliter of semen, plus how many of the sperm swam normally, and other measures of sperm health.
The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam - and it didn't matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.
But why might these two seemingly unrelated traits be linked? Why would calculus aces or business consultants make better sperm?
Turns out that intelligent people are generally healthier than their less-clever peers - studies have shown that brainiacs are, for instance, less likely to suffer from heart disease and Alzheimer's. Scientists have suggested that smart people may score less stressful jobs in safer places and that they may make better lifestyle choices, for instance by exercising more and eating better. In other words, maybe bright people actually listen to the Surgeon General.
More, baby. MORE!! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090109/sc_livescience/smartermenhavemoresperm/print)
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That explains my four kids.
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(http://honewatson.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/sperm-cartoon.jpg)
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That explains my four kids.
:rofl:
H5, undies.
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but a different study proves that they still go for semi-insane wimmins. :-)
my spermatozoans must be brain dead, or sumthin' :uhsure:
LOL! :rofl:
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_63ZTiarROTc/R1soi7hu97I/AAAAAAAAADE/ZtKBYHomNH0/s400/sperm.JPG)
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LOL! :rofl:
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_63ZTiarROTc/R1soi7hu97I/AAAAAAAAADE/ZtKBYHomNH0/s400/sperm.JPG)
your sense of humor is pretty tortured. :uhsure:
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(http://honewatson.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/sperm-cartoon.jpg)
I just spat beer across the den. :rotf:
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your sense of humor is pretty tortured. :uhsure:
That's why you like me. :wink:
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I just spat beer across the den. :rotf:
:lmao: +1
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That's why you like me. :wink:
only part of the reason. the other part is that I realize that if tortured senses of humor were war crimes, they would have shot us both months ago.
we gotta stick together. :-)
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:lmao: +1
+1 yourself, dude. cleaning beer off of a big screen TV ain't easy. :censored:
:-)
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only part of the reason. the other part is that I realize that if tortured senses of humor were war crimes, they would have shot us both months ago.
we gotta stick together. :-)
Indeed. :-)
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Indeed. :-)
I am allergic to lead. especially the high speed kind.
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I am allergic to lead. especially the high speed kind.
You're safe if you stick with me, I did vote Obama, I can protect you.
:rotf:
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You're safe if you stick with me, I did vote Obama, I can protect you.
:rotf:
ah, well. ladies and gentlemen, I give you a case in point; an obama voter. we knew it, but we love her nonetheless. just don't ask any of us why. :-)
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ah, well. ladies and gentlemen, I give you a case in point; an obama voter. we knew it, but we love her nonetheless. just don't ask any of us why. :-)
Bush built the camps, Obama will fill them up. :rofl:
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Bush built the camps, Obama will fill them up. :rofl:
it's the lounge, which is apolitical, or I would totally jack you up on that reply. :tongue:
(and, by the way, the lounge really IS apolitical)
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it's the lounge, which is apolitical, or I would totally jack you up on that reply. :tongue:
(and, by the way, the lounge really IS apolitical)
Of course the Lounge is apolitical. I'd never tell everyone the secret plans for the camps in the Political forums. Duh.
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Of course the Lounge is apolitical. I'd never tell everyone the secret plans for the camps in the Political forums. Duh.
Loose lips sink ships..loose lips sink ships... :thatsright: :-)
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Loose lips sink ships..loose lips sink ships... :thatsright: :-)
on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm :thatsright: :evillaugh:
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on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm :thatsright: :evillaugh:
I just spit my drink out Jty! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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+1 yourself, dude. cleaning beer off of a big screen TV ain't easy. :censored:
:-)
It sure isn't :banghead:
Thankfully, it brings forth a joyous excuse to drink more beer... kick back... and watch a scantily clad maid clean it up
...oh, she missed a spot, down low. Nice :bow:
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on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm :thatsright: :evillaugh:
only if you voted for clinton, baby. :-)
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It sure isn't :banghead:
Thankfully, it brings forth a joyous excuse to drink more beer... kick back... and watch a scantily clad maid clean it up
...oh, she missed a spot, down low. Nice :bow:
first of all, the beginning of a new minute is an excuse to drink more beer. :whatever:
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first of all, the beginning of a new minute is an excuse to drink more beer. :whatever:
Indeed! (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/happydrunks.gif)
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Smart guys have more eh? Great. Now Mr. Belle will tell me he's really got evil acid reflux. :lmao: :cheersmate:
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we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .
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on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm :thatsright: :evillaugh:
Perhaps not, but it was surely H5 worthy :cheersmate:
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we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .
Are you worried about the difference?
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we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .
I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either! :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again. :p :evillaugh:
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Smart guys have more eh? Great. Now Mr. Belle will tell me he's really got evil acid reflux. :lmao: :cheersmate:
the problem with the double entendre is that it could quickly become an unintended triple entendre.
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Are you worried about the difference?
myself? no. not in the least. the more the merrier, I say! :thumbs:
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I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either! :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again. :p :evillaugh:
:rotf:
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I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either! :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again. :p :evillaugh:
yeah, you do keep digging the hole deeper and deeper, dear. :uhsure: :-)
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myself? no. not in the least. the more the merrier, I say! :thumbs:
More is always a party! :party:
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This thread sucks.
:rotf:
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yeah, you do keep digging the hole deeper and deeper, dear. :uhsure: :-)
Damn. Now you're doing it. :-)
This reminds me of something that happened at work last week. It's flipping hilarious and fits right in to this thread.
I noticed an email that my boss (the owner) had printed out so naturally I didn't read it. :innocent: :uhsure:
It was a copy of an email from a guy who is one of our clients. Let's call him "Paul". But before I explain, let me back up a minute. Paul is gay. Not that it matters but you'll get it in a minute.....
A few weeks ago, my boss took me and my partner (the three of us function as a "team") to meet Paul and discuss their account. Paul is out and proud - right down to the rainbow flag on his wall. Our boss is a bit obtuse but we thought to ourselves, "surely he gets that Paul is gay?" Again, it doesn't matter, we just kind of giggle in general at our boss.
Soooo....
the email that Paul wrote to our boss was called, "Sorry - playing with friends". Hmmm..that got my curiosity right away! I read down to the bottom and see that he had apparently accidentially text messaged my boss and was telling him "oops". But the funny part is that is email said,
"Sorry about the hot c*ck references".
I had to email my boss today to let him know about some questions an engineer had about a CAD drawing. I had to copy verbatim and I had to type, "they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good."
I swear, it was one of those "I can't stop giggling" days. My friend J who works with me said, "you know, this is the reason we can never sit in cubes next to each other again. Thank God we have offices here!" (We used to work at another company together) Then I said, "yeah, I knew you'd be the only one to get my warped sense of humor because there's a 14 year old boy inside of me." To which she replied, "that don't sound right either!!".
I think I shot coffee out of my nose......
Thank you, I'm here all week.
:rofl: :II:
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"they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good."
:lmao:
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Damn. Now you're doing it. :-)
This reminds me of something that happened at work last week. It's flipping hilarious and fits right in to this thread.
I noticed an email that my boss (the owner) had printed out so naturally I didn't read it. :innocent: :uhsure:
It was a copy of an email from a guy who is one of our clients. Let's call him "Paul". But before I explain, let me back up a minute. Paul is gay. Not that it matters but you'll get it in a minute.....
A few weeks ago, my boss took me and my partner (the three of us function as a "team") to meet Paul and discuss their account. Paul is out and proud - right down to the rainbow flag on his wall. Our boss is a bit obtuse but we thought to ourselves, "surely he gets that Paul is gay?" Again, it doesn't matter, we just kind of giggle in general at our boss.
Soooo....
the email that Paul wrote to our boss was called, "Sorry - playing with friends". Hmmm..that got my curiosity right away! I read down to the bottom and see that he had apparently accidentially text messaged my boss and was telling him "oops". But the funny part is that is email said,
"Sorry about the hot c*ck references".
I had to email my boss today to let him know about some questions an engineer had about a CAD drawing. I had to copy verbatim and I had to type, "they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good."
I swear, it was one of those "I can't stop giggling" days. My friend J who works with me said, "you know, this is the reason we can never sit in cubes next to each other again. Thank God we have offices here!" (We used to work at another company together) Then I said, "yeah, I knew you'd be the only one to get my warped sense of humor because there's a 14 year old boy inside of me." To which she replied, "that don't sound right either!!".
I think I shot coffee out of my nose......
Thank you, I'm here all week.
:rofl: :II:
can't you get arrested for that in texas?
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Dixie that = Hilarity!
My boobie cupcakes were quite a hit at work today
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Which part? :-) In Texas, probably all of it.
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dix is intentionally avoiding my reply. :whatever:
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Whut?? You talkin to me?? :innocent:
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Whut?? You talkin to me?? :innocent:
whe mus bea speakun missippian. ware's my cuzin? :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Quote from: DixieBelle on Today at 09:43:37 pm
This thread sucks.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a307/ashole1976/sperm.jpg)
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Dixie that = Hilarity!
My boobie cupcakes were quite a hit at work today
grrrrrrrr...
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(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a307/ashole1976/sperm.jpg)
At the tattoo/body piercing place that I've always gone to, they have that same cartoon on the ceiling in the room where the "work" is done. LOL!
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grrrrrrrr...
I posted the recipe in the recipe forum. :-* :-* :-*
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I posted the recipe in the recipe forum. :-* :-* :-*
OOOOOO!
H5!!!!!11111
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OOOOOO!
H5!!!!!11111
It was really good
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I posted the recipe in the recipe forum. :-* :-* :-*
With the swallowing reference in the previous post's cartoon... :o :o :o
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With the swallowing reference in the previous post's cartoon... :o :o :o
That recipe should be in the shortbus. LOL!
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That recipe should be in the shortbus. LOL!
So should this thread.
:-)
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Wonder if any of the scientist thought to check the size of the pool the sperm were swimming in? ....or how often it was drained?
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You're safe if you stick with me, I did vote Obama, I can protect you.
:rotf:
Another tragic example of a smart, beautiful woman victimized by the "Good girl/bad boy" syndrome, which effectively counteracts all that "Intelligent guys have better sperm" stuff to keep us humans stalled out where we are.
:lmao:
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I just spit my drink out Jty! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
better then spitting out the alternative, I guess, according the menfolks anyways :popcorn:
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I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either! :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again. :p :evillaugh:
Ok, Dixie...every damn post you made here set me like this :rotf: and then like this :lmao: Hi 5
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hmmm
explains why I only have one child.... :thatsright:
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hmmm
explains why I only have one child.... :thatsright:
I got only one myself...........but at my age, that was probably the last sperm that wasn't using a walker.
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These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples
Smart men don't provide sperm samples for studies...
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These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples
Smart men don't provide sperm samples for studies...
Smart men provide sperm samples for ANY reason. :evillaugh:
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Smart men provide sperm samples for ANY reason. :evillaugh:
The difference is in the TECHNIQUE...