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Title: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2009, 10:25:04 AM
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This just up.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-08-09 11:23 AM
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Should Obama hire Freerepublic to guard the outhouses at the inauguration?

I was just thinking if anyone has the experience for this job it is those goofballs.

I bet they work for peanuts too.

Oh my.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: TheSarge on January 08, 2009, 11:07:21 AM
Why would I want to take Husb2sparkly's job away from him?
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: Chris_ on January 08, 2009, 11:17:08 AM
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Should Obama hire Freerepublic to guard the outhouses at the inauguration?


...just another structure with a basement full of DUmmies.  It would need to be guarded why?
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
I dunno.

It sounds as if it has some money making potential here.

And nothing's sweeter than parting a primitive from his cash.

How about a buck for a number one, and ten bucks for a number two?
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: Deetes on January 08, 2009, 11:29:46 AM
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2009, 11:30:46 AM
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..

I always thought number one was the standing up business, and number two the sitting down business.

If wrong, I apologize.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2009, 11:43:05 AM
Considering the amount of "odd" sexual identities among the liberals, there may well be a No. 6 and a No. 8.

Well, I can see our esteemed colleague deetes' point, because number ones would be more common than number twos, and one wishes to maximize revenue.

However, this would bother me that a primitive could sneak in a number one while doing a number two, and that's not right.

This needs regulated, and as we know, primitives really like regulation.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: Chris on January 08, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
How long will it take before we se "souvenier" toilet seats on eBay? 

Jerry Garcia's toilet seat sold for $2,500.  I think the one Elvis croaked on in a museum somewhere.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 08, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
How long will it take before we se "souvenier" toilet seats on eBay? 

Jerry Garcia's toilet seat sold for $2,500.  I think the one Elvis croaked on in a museum somewhere.

6PM, January 20th.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: delilahmused on January 08, 2009, 12:52:34 PM
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..

Might as well charge for toilet paper too...consider it a Sheryl Crow pee tax.

Cindie
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: delilahmused on January 08, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I always thought number one was the standing up business, and number two the sitting down business.

If wrong, I apologize.

Some of us sit for both, otherwise it can get kind of messy.

Cindie
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: Tucker on January 08, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
Might as well charge for toilet paper too...consider it a Sheryl Crow pee tax.

Cindie

Charging by the sheet.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: USA4ME on January 08, 2009, 01:18:03 PM
Some of us sit for both, otherwise it can get kind of messy.

Cindie

Which is why your gender will never win the Stand-Up Urine Test.

Neener, neener, neener.  :tongue:

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Title: Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
Post by: Rebel on January 08, 2009, 01:22:39 PM
Considering the amount of "odd" sexual identities among the liberals, there may well be a No. 6 and a No. 8.

 :lmao:

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