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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on January 07, 2009, 02:11:43 PM

Title: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: franksolich on January 07, 2009, 02:11:43 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4783551

Oh my.

The grouchy old primitive, from Illinois:

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:20 PM
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Poll question: Generally what would be the result if the grocery stores ran out of one common item like bananas?

For whatever reason. Transportation problems. Bad crop. For any reason. And don't dwell on bananas either. Any commodity that people are used to be able to going into the store and it is always there. Almost like magic. Milk, butter, vegetables, fruit, anything. The stuff we take for granted.

Poll result (24 votes) 

There would likely be no major problems  (21 votes, 88%)

People would panic and/or riot  (2 votes, 8%)

Not sure / Something else  (1 votes, 4%)

The mountain man primitive:

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ThomWV  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:22 PM
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2. It happens from time to time, the world doesn't come to and end - they ran out of beer once

There was a national beer truck drivers strike in the late 60's (at least in Colorado) and they ran out of beer for weeks. It got so bad locals started drinking Coors there for a while.

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FSogol  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 01:23 PM
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4. Q. What would happen is all the disposable diapers disappeared?

A. It would be a real mess.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:29 PM
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6. bananas ARE going to disappear

It has to do with a plant disease and unwise propagation practices. Bananas as we know them will disappear.

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calico1  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:32 PM
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7. People usually hoard things when they are scarce

I remember reading about relatives of an elderly woman who had died finding bags and bags of sugar in her house. Some of it was so old it was rock hard.

Hoarding bananas though would be rather impractical.

But during WWII when there was no sugar (or bananas) to be found anywhere, people just got creative and used other things in place of sugar. So maybe that would happen again.

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KamaAina  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 01:34 PM
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8. Out here, if anyone even whispers the words "dock strike"...

...the result is a run on the stores, similar to that seen before a blizzard is about to hit the Northeast or Midwest, focusing on three items in particular: rice, toilet paper... and Spam. Yes, Spam.

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supernova  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 01:37 PM
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9. Milk, and meat and grain products like bread would be more likely to cause a riot if there were shortages.

Think about anything you have to feed to children, that would cause rioting.

A single fruit like bananas? Naw.

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lumberjack_jeff  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:39 PM
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10. One? Nothing.

Six months ago, you couldn't get rice. It got better.

The kinds of problems I expect are going to be much more widespread.

Hmmmm.  That's very peculiar.

franksolich buys rice, and franksolich found grocery shelves groaning with rice last summer.

Of course, franksolich buys real rice, and not the artificial chemical foods the primitives tend to like.

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Morning Dew  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 02:30 PM
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14. hoarding

Remember the toilet paper shortage of '73?

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Uncle Joe  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 03:01 PM
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16. You mean like as happened to spinach last year?

I've noticed some salad bars still haven't brought that product back.

Hmmmmm.  The last time franksolich ate at Valentino's, which was about ten days ago, the salad bar had a bowl stacked with fresh spinach.  franksolich noticed it because franksolich likes raw spinach.

One wonders where the primitives live, where they have these shortages.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: Carl on January 07, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
I have no doubt he was hoping that his little poll would stir the pot for another of their silly little cries of "Revolution".

They are just stupid.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: asdf2231 on January 07, 2009, 03:13:21 PM
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lumberjack_jeff  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 01:39 PM
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10. One? Nothing.

Six months ago, you couldn't get rice. It got better.

The kinds of problems I expect are going to be much more widespread.

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Hmmmm.  That's very peculiar.

franksolich buys rice, and franksolich found grocery shelves groaning with rice last summer.

Of course, franksolich buys real rice, and not the artificial chemical foods the primitives tend to like.

The shortage was for bulk 5 and 10 pound SACKS of rice. 1 and 2 pound bags were abundant.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 07, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
Fools are already looking forward to store shelves like those that used to be seen only in Russia. That would simplify things for the DUmmies.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 07, 2009, 04:50:29 PM
Fools are already looking forward to store shelves like those that used to be seen only in Russia. That would simplify things for the DUmmies.

Yes, it would be quite the little Party, eh?

 :evillaugh: 
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 07, 2009, 05:07:49 PM
Yes, it would be quite the little Party, eh?

 :evillaugh: 

Oh, brother . . .  :thatsright:

But, you avoid the BS, because I got the joke right off.
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 07, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Fools are already looking forward to store shelves like those that used to be seen only in Russia. That would simplify things for the DUmmies.
So they are looking forward to empty shelves to start a rebellion.
Two problems.
1) under Obama it could really happen.
2) it would then be Obama's fault. The Democrats control everything now.

Certainly would the people clamor for the open communists at DU to save them?
No. The people would attempt to reinstate the old days of prosperity.

Once again DU would be left out in the cold. Curses! Foiled again!
Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: LC EFA on January 07, 2009, 05:10:14 PM
The DUmmies wet dream of riots and civil insurrection brought on by (insert cause of the moment) creating a socialist state for them to rule, won't turn out well.

It'd actually go quite badly for 99% of them, but they don't seem to realize this, or the reasoning behind it.

Title: Re: grouchy old primitive brings up matter of food shortage
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 07, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
The DUmmies wet dream of riots and civil insurrection brought on by (insert cause of the moment) creating a socialist state for them to rule, won't turn out well.

It'd actually go quite badly for 99% of them, but they don't seem to realize this, or the reasoning behind it.



And they wouldn't be able to figure it out until a bullet plowed into their pointy little heads.