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Title: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: bijou on January 07, 2009, 11:06:15 AM: Quote
An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported on Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper (www.cairnspost.com.au). ...
link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090107/tod-oukoe-uk-australia-burglar-sex-b7e5c6f.html)

:lmao:
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: asdf2231 on January 07, 2009, 11:08:35 AM: Is it considered rape when you have sex with a blow up doll you haven't paid for? :p
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: MarshallLaw on January 07, 2009, 11:31:46 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on January 07, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
Is it considered rape when you have sex with a blow up doll you haven't paid for? :p

Kidnapping, too.
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: Chris_ on January 07, 2009, 11:39:56 AM: What are the odds they catch the perp and he turns out to be from Florida? :-)
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: bijou on January 07, 2009, 12:45:54 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on January 07, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
What are the odds they catch the perp and he turns out to be from Florida? :-)
Maybe Queensland is the Florida of Australia.
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: dutch508 on January 07, 2009, 12:56:06 PM: Well...that sucks
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: thundley4 on January 07, 2009, 12:57:47 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on January 07, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Well...that sucks

It's a sticky situation, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: Chris_ on January 07, 2009, 01:01:05 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on January 07, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Well...that sucks

...or blows. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: dutch508 on January 07, 2009, 01:10:39 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on January 07, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
...or blows. :rimshot:

(it's only called a blow job...)
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: Eupher on January 07, 2009, 03:32:04 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on January 07, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
What are the odds they catch the perp and he turns out to be from Florida? :-)

Yeah, first thing that occurred to me was the address where this happened:

Bob's Fun House
26 BJ Lane
Australia, Florida, 31084

:-)
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: Gratiot on January 07, 2009, 09:13:57 PM: I unfortunately, discovered pictures of the VICTIM (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/07/22431_local-news.html), sadly her self-esteem has been a bit deflated over the ordeal.
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: Miss Mia on January 07, 2009, 09:44:44 PM: Where's LC EFA? :uhsure:
Title: Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
Post by: asdf2231 on January 07, 2009, 09:46:41 PM: Quote from: Gratiot on January 07, 2009, 09:13:57 PM
I unfortunately, discovered pictures of the VICTIM (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/07/22431_local-news.html), sadly her self-esteem has been a bit deflated over the ordeal.

I think she was asking for it. Did you see the way she was dressed? :evillaugh: