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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on January 05, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-04-09 05:05 PM
Original message
I think my neighbor's deceased dog is coming around me. He died two months ago.
Advertisements [?]Doonze was a black Lab who suffered a life of abuse and neglect until my neighbor rescued him and gave him a comfortable retirement home to live out his remaining years. I occasionally dog sat for Doonze when the neighbor went out of town. This morning I was lying half awake, coming out of sleep when I was startled by a loud bark that sounded just like him. It sounded like it was next to my bed. I thought maybe it was one of my family's dogs outside my bedroom window. I looked but there were no dogs outside. I don't have a dog but sometimes the family dogs get into my trailer when they are able to paw open one of the screen doors, however, checking I found all my doors and windows were still locked down from the night before. I checked with the family, it turns out they hadn't let the dogs out until later in the morning, so they were indoors fifty feet away from me, too far for such a loud bark in my ear. Since our property is too well fenced for other dogs to get into, I can only come to the conclusion that Doonze came around me and might have something he wants me to tell his master.
Can anyone tune into him and find out if it's really him and what does he want?
Woof! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x81893)
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Let me see if I can channel for Doonze......hmmmmmmm ....hmmmmmmmmm ...... gotta get in tune with the parallel universe .......hmmmmmmmmm.... OK....I'm in.
Doonze says call the dog pound....any place is better than this trailer park full of moonbats.
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I suppose now we need a Deceased Pet Bill of Rights. :thatsright:
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Yet they mock Christianity as being ridiculous. :whatever:
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/DU-ADBOT.png?t=1231191120)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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is this for real? or did one of you do this? :uhsure: :rotf:
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is this for real? or did one of you do this? :uhsure: :rotf:
Nope, it was for real. Now they have that yellow generic pollution/GW BS. I had to copy it and save it as an image. Tried to get the url, but it was a frame.
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/DU-ADBOT.png?t=1231191120)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
adbot is a genius.
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adbot is a genius.
I've seen the "Dog Parks Can Be Dangerous" thingamajig many times.
I suspect whoever runs AdBot uses outsourced labor, because I do notice the quality and tone of the vocabulary and grammar is much like the English used in instruction-leaflets of cheap goods from Asia.
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Doonze the Ghost Dog may be looking for Blackie the Ghost Chicken.
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Doonze the Ghost Dog may be looking for Blackie the Ghost Chicken.
I had forgotten about "Blackie" the chicken.....Doonzes' spirit ate Blackies spirit and now Doonze has indigestion and can't crossover to the spirit world. 2 bottles of PEPTO for Doonze and 2 bottles of cheap wine for Cleita ought to do it. And don't call me in the morning, this shiitte has given me a headache..
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I suspect whoever runs AdBot uses outsourced labor, because I do notice the quality and tone of the vocabulary and grammar is much like the English used in instruction-leaflets of cheap goods from Asia.
No one really runs it. The program searches for key words in the page and adds the most applicable ad.
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I would imagine that what the DUmbass experienced was Exploding Head Syndrome (http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33)
You would never convince it of that though.
KC
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I just picture the spirit of a dead dog chasing a dummie into the supermarket and getting cornered by a talking cabbage :evillaugh:
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Let me see if I can channel for Doonze......hmmmmmmm ....hmmmmmmmmm ...... gotta get in tune with the parallel universe .......hmmmmmmmmm.... OK....I'm in.
Doonze says call the dog pound....any place is better than this trailer park full of moonbats.
Be very careful now! I tried to channel Doonze and caught myself trying to hump the leg of my chair within seconds. :o
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I just picture the spirit of a dead dog chasing a dummie into the supermarket and getting cornered by a talking cabbage :evillaugh:
Damn Zeus, you beat me to it. The good old days of talking cabbage heads stalking DUmmys in the supermarket.
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I would imagine that what the DUmbass experienced was Exploding Head Syndrome (http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33)
You would never convince it of that though.
KC
Exploding head syndrome....
It is also important to know if there is something else that is causing the imagined sound. Instead of being exploding head syndrome, it may be a result of one of the following:
* Another sleep disorder
* A medical condition
* Medication use
* A mental health disorder
* Substance abuse
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have us a winner.
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Exploding head syndrome....
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have us a winner.
hehe It was a diagnoses that wrote itself. No real work there! LOL
KC
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Ghost Whisperer Vs. Dog Whisperer
The script practically writes itself.
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This thread is crying out for a Flippy Doo visit... :uhsure: :-)
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Doonze the Ghost Dog may be looking for Blackie the Ghost Chicken.
You damn near owe me a new monitor! H5! :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Now I gotta go clean up the coffee . . .