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Title: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Inga on January 04, 2009, 12:00:18 PM
I thought this might get things going on Sunday. Woo Whoo!!!!

Walking on THIN ice can break at any time.


Be careful of your path, there may be traps and snares.

I need some new ones. :hyper:
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Tantal on January 04, 2009, 12:04:51 PM
A friend of my wife (an attractive woman in her early 40's) was recently at a restaurant with her husband and teenage kids. She explained to the 20-ish waiter that she dislikes a clumpy salad and wanted him to ensure that her salad was "well tossed". As the waiter is grinning slightly, her kids are trying to slide under the table. :-)
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Inga on January 04, 2009, 12:12:35 PM
LOL!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2009, 02:18:36 PM
"It's the least I can do"...

"I always do the least I can".  :rimshot:

Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2009, 02:19:35 PM
In our church, many of the priesthood ordinances are administered "by the laying on of hands".  Coincidentally, mess with  my family, and there will be some laying on of hands involved there as well.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
You  buttered your bread, you sleep in it.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Eupher on January 04, 2009, 02:28:33 PM
Quote from: Tantal on January 04, 2009, 12:04:51 PM
A friend of my wife (an attractive woman in her early 40's) was recently at a restaurant with her husband and teenage kids. She explained to the 20-ish waiter that she dislikes a clumpy salad and wanted him to ensure that her salad was "well tossed". As the waiter is grinning slightly, her kids are trying to slide under the table. :-)

Damn, I hate when this happens. Translation? Please?

Uh...as in "tossing off?"
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris on January 04, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 04, 2009, 02:28:33 PM
Damn, I hate when this happens. Translation? Please?

Uh...as in "tossing off?"

Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossed+salad) :(
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Inga on January 04, 2009, 03:16:56 PM
Quote
There's a delicious old Hollywood anecdote that when Bette Davis was about to open a new play, the outrageously flamboyant, bisexual film and theater actress, Tallulah Bankhead sent her a telegram that read:

"KISSES ON YOUR OPENING."
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2009, 03:32:08 PM
Come again?
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Eupher on January 04, 2009, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 04, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossed+salad) :(

jeezus. Sorry I asked.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: rich_t on January 04, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 04, 2009, 08:43:24 PM
jeezus. Sorry I asked.

I'm sorry I looked at the link.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: NHSparky on January 04, 2009, 09:19:38 PM
"Are you coming?"
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 04, 2009, 09:20:40 PM
SCOTUS. 

It just sounds a bit naughty to me.  :uhsure: :lmao:
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 05, 2009, 03:52:09 AM
Quote from: rich_t on January 04, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
I'm sorry I looked at the link.

Me too.....almost made me toss my breakfast.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 05, 2009, 09:18:50 AM
"Some of your best work yet."

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
Country song from the 70's...

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 :-)
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
How can I miss you, if you won't go away?
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Eupher on January 05, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Come on down and see me sometime when you can't stay so long.
Title: Re: Multi. meaning phrases........Do you have one or maybe a favorite
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2009, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on January 05, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
How can I miss you, if you won't go away?
I've missed you lately....

...but my aim is improving.   :innocent: