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Title: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: BEG on December 27, 2008, 11:11:16 AM
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Hello,

My name is Mrs .Maria Johnson.I am a dying woman who has decided to will
her fortune to you for charitable goals.I am 59 years old and was
diagnosed for
cancer about 2 years ago, Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email
address (walterashdown02lawfirm@live.com) if you are interested in
carrying out this task,so that he can arrange the release of the
funds($10,500,000.00) to you. My lawyer's name is Barrister Walter
Ashdown.I know I have never met you but instincts tells me to do this,and
i hope you act sincerely.

Thank you and God bless you.
Maria Johnson

I must be a saint.   :innocent:

Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 27, 2008, 12:42:53 PM
I must be a saint.   :innocent:



You're gonna split it   with us it, aren't you?
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 27, 2008, 12:51:00 PM
I must be a saint.   :innocent:



All your good thoughts and deeds finally pay off.

All I ask after yu collect is you host the next Texas get-together and pick up my hotel for the night.
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Miss Mia on December 27, 2008, 12:55:51 PM
I expect you to now pick up the tab next time we're out.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 27, 2008, 01:11:19 PM
Barrister Walter Ashclown  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: morningAngel on December 27, 2008, 02:13:53 PM
 :bawl:
why do you always get the good offers?
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on December 27, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
:bawl:
why do you always get the good offers?

I'm so glad that I didn't receive that offer. BEG, glad to hear that you're going to be rich, rich, rich!  :-)
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: terry on December 27, 2008, 09:24:40 PM
Hey me too!   What an amazing coincidence...

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My Dear,

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON.

This is Peter Kwame writing to you once again, Thank you for the assistance re
ndered to me when i was really in need, it is a thing of joy to inform you tha
t finally, I have succeeded in collecting the money at Long last.

Hope this mail find you in an excellent condition of health. I'm happy to info
rm you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operat
ion of a new partner from London UK. Presently I'm in JAPAN for investment pro
jects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile I didn't forget you're pas
t efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds that later fai
led some how, I have compensated you with the sum of $1.5M USD, One million fi
ve hundred thousand dollars.
 
Now contact David  Nelson lawyer in Ghana and his email address is (
davidnelsn@live.com)  ask him to send the money to you the sum of $1.5, One mi
llion five hundred thousand dollars which I kept for your compensation for all
 your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated you
r efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with him and i
nstruct him where to send the amount to you.
 
Please do let me know immediately if you receive it so that we can share the j
oy after all the sufferings at that time. I'm very busy here WITH MY STUDIES a
nd the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand. Th
is Money, I have left it for you to Barr Nelson, I have tried many times to ta
lk to you on phone but you could not respond and I have no time for myself bec
ause we are very busy now. You can still reach me if you need anything.
 
Mr Peter Kwame

 

--<@nifty広告>---------------
ソニーブルーレイ録画機を4,433円で買える!? ロトオークション「ShaCa」
http://track.nifty.com/tr/ad/a2y/OTt

I don't remember helping him, but I'm sure I did.   It has to be real there are little Japanese thingys at the end.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Chris on December 27, 2008, 09:31:25 PM
Hey me too!   What an amazing coincidence...

I don't remember helping him, but I'm sure I did.   It has to be real there are little Japanese thingys at the end.   :-)

lol... I ran them through BabelFish:
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The SONY blue ray video recording machine can be bought for 4,433 Yen!? [rotookushiyon]
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Lacarnut on December 27, 2008, 10:51:58 PM
Quote from: BEG link=topic=
I must be a saint.   :innocent:



Don't spend your new found wealth all in one place.  :bow: :-* :hyper:
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 28, 2008, 09:05:54 AM
LOL!!! I love those letters, I haven't gotten one since I moved to St. Louis.
 :-)
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on December 30, 2008, 11:53:22 PM
LOL!!! I love those letters, I haven't gotten one since I moved to St. Louis.
 :-)

Floridians are easy prey.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Chris on December 31, 2008, 12:04:40 AM
Floridians are easy prey.  :lmao:

BURN!!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm rich AGAIN!!!!
Post by: Wineslob on December 31, 2008, 12:21:53 PM
So..are you going to Nigeria soon.......................