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Title: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: NHSparky on December 24, 2008, 06:31:09 AM
Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what

LINK (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/orl-bk-woman-bites-husband-in-penis-122308,0,341580.story)

Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer
2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008

(excerpt)

A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.


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Yep.  Florida.

(http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2008-12/44213325.jpg)
Maybe someone shoulda told her it wasn't a candy cane?
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: djones520 on December 24, 2008, 06:32:36 AM
I love Florida.   :-)  It's almost as entertaining as the DUmp.
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: LC EFA on December 24, 2008, 06:40:10 AM
I guess that she tried to bite off more than she could chew...
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 24, 2008, 08:15:07 AM
She bit what??????...and don't have a bruise or blemish anywhere to show for it.!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2008, 08:32:59 AM
She bit what??????...and don't have a bruise or blemish anywhere to show for it.!!!!!!!

That is kind of odd, but then again it's Florida.
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: asdf2231 on December 24, 2008, 09:13:48 AM
Well THAT'S going to be a Christmas story that will be hard to beat.


:-)
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: Eupher on December 24, 2008, 09:22:06 AM
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Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.

What? You mean there was something left besides a nub? She couldn't have been too, uh, determined.

 :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: asdf2231 on December 24, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
Dear Gawd can you imagine rolling up on this and having some disheveled angry loser waving his nibbled wang at you and demanding justice!?

Cops don't get paid enough. :-)
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2008, 10:25:59 AM
Dear Gawd can you imagine rolling up on this and having some disheveled angry loser waving his nibbled wang at you and demanding justice!?

Cops don't get paid enough. :-)

Especially if the responding officer was named "Richard Hertz."
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: Texacon on December 24, 2008, 11:20:11 AM
You can't win with some of these chicks.  They don't want to have sex but would get pissed if you went and got it somewhere else.

On another note ..... NEVER stick your weenie in a pissed off womans mouth!!!!!!!  How much of an idiot is the husband?!

KC
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: Lord Undies on December 24, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
She really knew how to get under his skin.
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2008, 12:29:44 PM
He shouldn't have been wearing the mistletoe underwear.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 24, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
You can't win with some of these chicks.  They don't want to have sex but would get pissed if you went and got it somewhere else.

On another note ..... NEVER stick your weenie in a pissed off womans mouth!!!!!!!  How much of an idiot is the husband?!

KC

It's like groping under river rocks for snapping turtles....and yet people actually do it...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2008, 03:31:02 PM
I guess he won't be saying, "BITE ME!" in any arguments he has with her from now on . . .  :fuelfire: