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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on December 23, 2008, 05:50:17 PM
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-23-08 11:34 AM
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****. I got caught with pot.
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I'm at my parents' house for Xmas, and after I toned up a little bit last night, I miscalculated the airflow and ended up wafting smoke through the house. My parents found out and boy are they pissed. I'm mad at myself for getting caught, but not for smoking in general. It was stupid to smoke in their house and I should have respected their rules. I know that pot is safer than both alcohol and tobacco, and I will not let my parents dictate my life. They are threatening to cut me off, and I am considering it. I am an adult, and I should be able to make my own decisions. Why did I smoke? It was late and I was bored. Man, I'm a big disappointment to my parents. They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life. Let them. Their doubt fuels my drive. I will do great things in my life, but I will live my life on my terms, not theirs.
Rant over.
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This post is so full of fail, i don't even know where to begin.
LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-23-08 11:37 AM
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1. I'm going to give you my best "Dear Abby" here
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 11:38 AM by LynneSin
First - it's their house and their rules.
Second - although I don't doubt your comment about pot being safer than tobacco or alcohol seriously, couldn't you manage to go a few days without just to keep the peace? I know pot is not addictive but you might want to take into consideration why you couldn't manage a few days without for the sake of peace within the family.
MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Dec-23-08 11:48 AM
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8. What are you, 14?
I will not let my parents dictate my life. They are threatening to cut me off, and I am considering it. I am an adult, and I should be able to make my own decisions. Why did I smoke? It was late and I was bored. Man, I'm a big disappointment to my parents. They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life. Let them. Their doubt fuels my drive. I will do great things in my life, but I will live my life on my terms, not theirs.
You would have made a hell of an 80's teen movie screenwriter.
BWAHAHAHA
The rest of the thread is pretty funny reading.
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I would comment but "full of fail" sums it up so much nicer than what I would have come up with.
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Hell, I I was his mom or dad, I'd have called the police and turned him in myself. Under the confiscatory drug laws in some cities and states, they could lose their house, if he was busted with much pot on him.
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Wow....another drug using loser at the DUmp!! :o
Call me shocked. :yawn:
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DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Tue Dec 23rd 2008, 06:58 PM
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AdBot was to stoned to remember to post the ad. :rotf:
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How old is this moron? Does anyone know?
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AdBot was to stoned to remember to post the ad. :rotf:
H5!
The automatic drip primitive has a point there:
MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Dec-23-08 11:48 AM
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8. What are you, 14?
I will not let my parents dictate my life. They are threatening to cut me off, and I am considering it. I am an adult, and I should be able to make my own decisions. Why did I smoke? It was late and I was bored. Man, I'm a big disappointment to my parents. They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life. Let them. Their doubt fuels my drive. I will do great things in my life, but I will live my life on my terms, not theirs.
You would have made a hell of an 80's teen movie screenwriter.
Great stuff! Grow the eff up, dim blue!
Ralphie, he seems about 14 . . . months. Though, my daughter (who turned 14 months old last week) would never act like that--she'd be grounded until she was 35.
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-23-08 03:00 PM
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38. A friend busted his 18 y.o.with bud
At first he was pissed that his kid was smoking pot.Then he was pissed cause his son had better pot than he did!
Should I tell him his son gets good acid also?
Nice...
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Another stereotype of not honoring or respecting other people is once again enforced. Thanks for proving the point DUchbags.
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They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life
They have your entire life and accomplishments (or lack thereof) to date as evidence of such, you loser.
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Why did I smoke? It was late and I was bored. Man, I'm a big disappointment to my parents. They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life. Let them. Their doubt fuels my drive. I will do great things in my life, but I will live my life on my terms, not theirs.
The blue loser says that he will live his life on his terms and not his parents terms but stays at their house for the holidays. I wonder if they will withhold his allowance for this week, too.
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The blue loser says that he will live his life on his terms and not his parents terms but stays at their house for the holidays. I wonder if they will withhold his allowance for this week, too.
But but but....
If mommy and daddy withhold his allowance, how will the blue loser stay stocked up on killer green bud?
It's not FAIR!!!!
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Fourteen is proably the age the Bleu Cheese Goon started his pot habit. That means *YES* he is about fourteen years old on an emotional level. Dope tends to do that to its devout followers.
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I will not let my parents dictate my life. They are threatening to cut me off
Yeah, sure. Is he really just visiting, or is he living in the basement?
What "adult" is still dependent on his parents that they could cut him off?
The answer of course is: A DUmmy. Posting is better than work. and Obama will seek him out and reward him for being a DU poster.
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CheCheCheCheYerBooty (24 posts) Tue Dec-23-08 02:38 PM
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37. I had to laugh
I got caught smoking pot by my mother when I was 19. This was 18 years ago and she and my dad were one of those repubby Ward and June types although both functioning alcoholics. They could never make me stop and finally gave up. I still light up in my room when I want. They'll get over it. No big deal.
Thirty-seven years old and still living with his parents? Please tell me that's a mole. :rotf:
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Thirty-seven years old and still living with his parents? Please tell me that's a mole. :rotf:
One can only hope, Dandi. Otherwise, it's just furthering the stereotype. Which isn't all that unbelievable.
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They seriously have no belief that I will make anything of my life. Let them. Their doubt fuels my drive. I will do great things in my life, but I will live my life on my terms, not theirs.
Right after I finish another one o' these babies....
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:loser:
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Right after I finish another one o' these babies....
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The little engine that could... right after this doobie and another packet of cheetos.....
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He's 23 from one of his posts.
Is it me? Or does there seem to be a large number of those DUmbasses living at home?
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Thirty-seven years old and still living with his parents? Please tell me that's a mole. :rotf:
Trys to remember how to do the "probability thingy".....move the decimel place....times the #of DUmmies in the world .....divided by...... AWH! the hell with it. The odds are, it ain't a mole.......sad but true.
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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-24-08 08:41 AM
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80. Let me get this straight --
You are a college student at age 23 (not uncommon). Your parents are paying for a good chunk of your support, if not all. You normally live at college, where you are not subject to their rules, but are home visiting for the holidays.
And you bring illegal drugs into their home, obviously planning on indulging, even though you are fully aware this would upset them.
You sir, are a selfish, immature, spoiled brat. You should be 'cut off' financially, and your threats of cutting them off EMOTIONALLY are simply blackmail attempts.
My opinion of you is low, especially as I am confident you have pretty much ruined the holidays for your family. They must now live with the fact they have obviously done a poor job of raising a decent human being, because instead, they've got you -- someone who cares more about being 'bored' (planned in advance, obviously) than he does RESPECTING them or their rules.
But that is the gist of it, isn't it? You don't RESPECT them; you USE them for their funds. The more they give, the STUPIDER you think they are. And, if they STOP giving to you, or say anything you don't want to hear ("We are worried you are going to be a complete loser, since illegal drug use is a great way to get a criminal record/end up in jail!") you threaten to stop being a loving son.
Of course, you aren't a loving son, being a selfish, spoiled brat, but you just had to shatter their illusions, didn't you?
Merry ****ING Christmas.
(End Spanking)
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OUCH! That's gonna leave a mark.... :bow:
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IdaBriggs
You sir, are a selfish, immature, spoiled brat.
This primitive is the last person on earth who needs to be lecturing to anyone about anything, and especially about being selfish, immature, and spoiled.
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This primitive is the last person on earth who needs to be lecturing to anyone about anything, and especially about being selfish, immature, and spoiled.
Uh huh.
I suspect the Idiot Briggs primitives did that screed just for show.
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Uh huh.
I suspect the Idiot Briggs primitives did that screed just for show.
Okay, so Idiot Briggs needs to say that screed to a mirror, but said primitive said it. I'd give said primitive a H2.5 then.
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When Ida Briggs is the voice of sanity in a thread, you KNOW they've gone really ****ing crazy.
Point . . . :o
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-24-08 01:36 PM
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I caught my kid with pot.
Advertisements [?]He came to our house for Xmas. The nasty smell wafted through the house like the scent of skunk piss. He thought he was being so smart. Ungrateful little bastard. Thinks he should be able to make his own decisions while he breaks the law in our house ... risking everything we've ever worked for. What a disappointment! When will he ever grow up? Did we give him too much? I'm thinking maybe we should cut him off.
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