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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:02:35 PM
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I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU. :naughty:
Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts. :-)
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I was wondering where you were, baby. My yule log is burning for you.
:drool:
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I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU. :naughty:
Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts. :-)
I have as many friends as posts and twice as many views as posts!
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I was wondering where you were, baby. My yule log is burning for you.
:drool:
(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/44356/200.jpg)
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I was wondering where you were, baby. My yule log is burning for you.
:drool:
You know I can't resist your burning yule log.... :-*
I am actually woefully behind on my Christmas obligations (I don't want to say obligations, that sounds bad, perhaps a better word is "traditions").
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I have as many friends as posts and twice as many views as posts!
Oh yeah, I have 20x as many views as posts. :tongue: and as many PMs as I have friends.
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More me.... :innocent:
(http://i41.tinypic.com/r09w2e.jpg)
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You know I can't resist your burning yule log.... :-*
I am actually woefully behind on my Christmas obligations (I don't want to say obligations, that sounds bad, perhaps a better word is "traditions").
Me too. I just today found my mistletoe boxers. They were under the bed.
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Me too. I just today found my mistletoe boxers. They were under the bed.
Now how would we manage that one unless we were both very short? :lmao:
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Now how would we manage that one unless we were both very short? :lmao:
Maybe it was a high bed. Or we were high.
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Maybe it was a high bed. Or we were high.
This sounds a bit like Alice in Wonderland. :uhsure:
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This sounds a bit like Alice in Wonderland. :uhsure:
Which brings us back to the subtle message of the mistletoe boxers.
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Which brings us back to the subtle message of the mistletoe boxers.
So it does....
hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head. :lmao:
on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one. :hammer:
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on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one. :hammer:
Even I don't feel THAT silly.
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I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU. :naughty:
Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts. :-)
After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....
:evillaugh:
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After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....
:evillaugh:
What do that call hitting your own page? Auto-counterism? Self-voyeurism?
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So it does....
hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head. :lmao:
on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one. :hammer:
At least it didn't require you telling them why you were naked when you fell on something. A lot of funny news stories feature that. :-)
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So it does....
hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head. :lmao:
on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one. :hammer:
(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/spocks_brain/kara_confused.jpg)
"Brain! Brain! What is brain?!"
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yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head. :lmao:
on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one. :hammer:
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?†the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,†the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?†“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger"
Hmmm.......................blond................their head......I don't know. Lack there of..............a brain??
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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?†the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,†the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?†“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger"
Hmmm.......................blond................their head......I don't know. Lack there of..............a brain??
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:rotf:
h5
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After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....
:evillaugh:
:lmao: