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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 08:11:52 PM

Title: This Will Warm Your Heart: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 08:11:52 PM

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit,
or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python
weally gives a thit."

Title: Re: This Will Warm Your Heart: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Chris_ on December 22, 2008, 08:18:05 PM

Ptarmigan in 3..2..1

Title: Re: This Will Warm Your Heart: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Baruch Menachem on December 26, 2008, 09:19:30 AM

I think Ptarmy would give that girl a lollipop. 

Title: Re: This Will Warm Your Heart: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 26, 2008, 11:52:11 AM

Quote from: Baruch Menachem on December 26, 2008, 09:19:30 AM

I think Ptarmy would give that girl a lollipop. 

He'd probably give her a few dozen lollipops to buy that snake from her.