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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on December 19, 2008, 04:39:30 PM
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A sensational incident took place in the Chegemsky Gorge of the Northern Caucasus. Researchers found evidence to prove the existence of Bigfoot in the area. Local residents say that Yeti females – people refer to these weird creatures as the Almasty – come into contact with humans and even attempted to have a sexual intercourse with local men.
People say that they have had quite a number of encounters with yeti in the area around the town of Elbrus.
“There are many deserted barns over there with boulders and woods around. They most often spot the Almasty there. They come to town from there,†local resident Adelgery Tilov said.
The settlement of Elbrus is entirely surrounded by woods and mountains. Each resident has seen the Bigfoot at least once in a lifetime. Moreover, local women know some men, who communicate with the Almasty, with their females, to be more precise.
“A yeti female looks like a gorilla, of course, but she can definitely temp a man,†one of the elders, Kazi Khajiyev said. “The Almasty can bewitch a man. They say that a man, whom a wild woman tries to seduce, sees not the hairy ape-like creature, but the woman that he wants to see. It is something like hypnosis,†the man said.
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link (http://english.pravda.ru/society/anomal/17-12-2008/106840-weird_females-0)
This does refer to men from the Caucasus not just white men, so no man would be safe.
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The title of this thread is hi-larious :lmao:
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Oh course the illusion only lasts a few hours. The men wake up the next morning only to see Chewbaca next to them.
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Oh course the illusion only lasts a few hours. The men wake up the next morning only to see Chewbaca next to them.
Vodka goggles are terrible things.