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Title: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on December 17, 2008, 10:33:31 PM
Freaky weather here today - some kind of 20 year freak snowstorm thing - AGGHHH...global warming!!

I am here on business and wanted to PROVE that global warming is a hoax:

(http://tinyurl.com/3wx89b)

(http://tinyurl.com/3wrjwe)1

Of course after three bottles of White Zin....most everything is a hoax.
Believe me though, the pics are of Vegas!
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 10:37:04 PM
I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!

I was going to ask you how the snow was, but you beat me to it.  Well, Druge did anyway.

Aha!  Palm trees!  Pizza Hut!  You are in Florida.  Liar!!!


 :-)

I need to see Vegas showgirl boobies as proof.  I will accept pictures of a nicely-shaped ass if there are no boobies available.
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 10:38:20 PM
How much money have you lost/won?  And if you win lots will you buy me something sparkley?
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 10:39:18 PM
Buy something that shows off her boobies.

RobJohnson is always scoring $8.99 prime rib.  Have you had any luck?
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 10:40:54 PM
Is that an In 'n Out Burger?

*sigh* :(
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on December 17, 2008, 10:49:12 PM
How much money have you lost/won?  And if you win lots will you buy me something sparkley?
Oh I do have sparkly things....you'll have to stand back though..... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 10:51:57 PM
Oh I do have sparkly things....you'll have to stand back though..... :evillaugh:

Hum, I'm intrigued by said sparkly things.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: jendf on December 17, 2008, 11:13:40 PM
See anyone famous yet?

When I was there in July, I saw Shaq twice in two days. He was staying in Tower 1 of the Excalibur Hotel. I was in Tower 2. He went to the same dinner show as me and the rest of my party. And then the following day, I walked right past him as I was checking out.
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 11:19:36 PM
Did you see any boobies while you were there?
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 11:26:23 PM
See anyone famous yet?

When I was there in July, I saw Shaq twice in two days. He was staying in Tower 1 of the Excalibur Hotel. I was in Tower 2. He went to the same dinner show as me and the rest of my party. And then the following day, I walked right past him as I was checking out.

One time when I was in San Antonio, the Knicks were in town to play the Spurs.  (We actually went to that game too).  Anywho, we learned the Knicks were staying at the same hotel as us...when we got into an elevator with 6 really tall guys.  LOL
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on December 18, 2008, 01:08:55 AM
How much money have you lost/won?  And if you win lots will you buy me something sparkley?
No dough - I do not gamble. I dev and write the automation and control systems that pump the H2O from Lake Mead (Hoover) to the consumers of the LV areas.
I am having a great time - justifying a big expense account drunk because McClarren airport is closed and I am staying in the Hilton Garden in Henderson hotel. Shit! I just realized I am on my fourth bottle of White Zen.

Should I strip and run up and down the hall screaming "Obama is the anti-Christ!"?
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on December 18, 2008, 01:10:03 AM
Did you see any boobies while you were there?
Yes I did...it only cost  buck too!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on December 18, 2008, 01:13:04 AM
Did you see any boobies while you were there?
Well...yes I did...plenty of boobies at Caesars...Yummy!!!
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 18, 2008, 01:13:44 AM
Last time I went to Vegas, it was during the month of October and froze my boobies off.
It was very pleasant during the day though...at night..brrrrrrrrrrr....

Have fun!  :-)
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: RobJohnson on December 18, 2008, 04:25:50 AM
More snow is coming...up to 12 inches overnight is expected for parts of Las Vegas.

Love the pictures of the snow covered palm trees!

The food is always good in Vegas.  Plus a great place to go shopping!

Interesting stuff about Lake Mead.



Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: asdf2231 on December 18, 2008, 06:44:05 AM
HAH!

The two years we lived there we celebrated Christmas by hot tubbing in the apartment pool complex.

Bring us back an Icee Pat! :-)
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: RobJohnson on December 18, 2008, 09:35:12 AM
I-15 is shut down to a jack knifed truck and motorists are "backing up" on the freeway to try to turn around!!!   :banghead:

It looks like over a foot of snow in the southern part of Vegas!  The kids are loving it...as many are seeing snow for the first time!

Hurry up Global Warming..... :lmao:

This is awesome, it actually looks and feels like Christmas!
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: RobJohnson on December 19, 2008, 01:19:58 AM
By Christmas, it will be back in the 90's.

I hope.

I really would like to be in Vegas on the 31st. The fireworks will no longer be shot from the hotel roofs, but at ground level. After a major hotel roof fire, the rules have changed.

But this makes it harder to see the fireworks unless you are down on the strip...I think that would be a cool way to spend New Year's Eve...
Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: RobJohnson on December 19, 2008, 01:40:01 AM
Jay Leno just showed a Vegas stripper with her tounge stuck to the pole. Part of his "its so cold out"

It's so cold out in Chicago that Blagoviech was trying to sell senate seat warmers  :lmao:

Title: Re: I am in 'Vegas'...ask me anything!
Post by: Chris on December 19, 2008, 01:47:11 AM
:rimshot: