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Title: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 17, 2008, 03:47:45 PM
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proud2Blib (1000+ posts)
Wed Dec-17-08 04:37 PM
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As if I didn't already know what selfish pricks most Republicans are, (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4670188)
   
I had a stark reminder today.

At work I mentioned that we are having a holiday dinner tonight for a group of Iraqi refugees we have befriended here in our city. The Republican in the group said "Where do they live?" I told her and she said "Why, that's over by where I live" (I live in the same area of the city) I said yes, and their kids are in school with the kids in our neighborhood. She said "As a parent I don't know if I would like that or not."

I let that go, not knowing what to say. As if our kids being in school with kids from Iraq is somehow damaging to our kids? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/wtf.gif)

Then she says "Well, are they WORKING? Or are my tax dollars paying their rent?"

If the person sitting next to me had not grabbed my leg under the table and given me a look, I might have exploded. Instead I calmly said "Actually one man I have gotten to know was a college professor in Baghdad who speaks 4 languages but he is working at McDonald's here."

The Republican said "Good, it's not as if we haven't done anything to HELP them."

The leg grabber then said "How do you figure invading their country, blowing it to bits and killing a million of their people is HELPFUL to them?'

The Republican changed the subject.

I smiled and squeezed my friend's leg under the table. Later she said to me "Those Republicans just don't get it, do they?"

Wow, a bouncy with a companion helping proud2blib out. I didn't think she needed any assistance shouting down freepers.
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: claret1995 on December 17, 2008, 03:54:30 PM


Should have had a cop ,hiding under the table

Give it a 3
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on December 17, 2008, 03:55:17 PM
 "Actually one man I have gotten to know was a college professor in Baghdad who speaks 4 languages but he is working at McDonald's here."

Yeah, Dummies, that's about what a Lib Arts degree will get you here.  :rotf:
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on December 17, 2008, 03:56:36 PM

Should have had a cop ,hiding under the table

Give it a 3

I'll bet you can't find a cop willing to hide in proud2blibs bushes.
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on December 17, 2008, 03:57:38 PM
Yeah, Dummies, that's about what a Lib Arts degree will get you here.  :rotf:

At least he can ask "You want fries with that?" in 4 languages.

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Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 17, 2008, 04:03:30 PM
A lotta leg squeezin' going on there, I think maybe she was getting a little too into the under-the-table thing.

 :-)
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on December 17, 2008, 04:08:30 PM


If her bushes looks anything like her face NO ONE has been near it in years !
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: franksolich on December 17, 2008, 04:18:48 PM
By the way, seeing the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher reminds me.

Voting's underway for the Top 10 DUmmies of 2008 right now.

It's the stickied thread at the top of the forum here.

One can either vote on that thread, or vote privately by sending a personal message to Mr. Wiggum here.

Voting closes on December 22nd.

Thank you for your time.
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 17, 2008, 05:32:07 PM
At least he can ask "You want fries with that?" in 4 languages.

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Don't know if that's a good thing or not. What languages? 4 different dialects of muslim? I think I read there are around 20!
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: franksolich on December 17, 2008, 07:26:13 PM
You know, I often think the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher should be arrested for impersonating a human being.

She's actually nothing but gangrene.
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: asdf2231 on December 17, 2008, 07:36:16 PM
You know, I often think the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher should be arrested for impersonating a human being.

She's actually nothing but gangrene.

Don't mince words Frank... Tell us what you REALLY think. :-)
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: franksolich on December 17, 2008, 07:37:27 PM
Don't mince words Frank... Tell us what you REALLY think. :-)

Actually, I think more strongly than this, but I don't want to get banned.

Trust me, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is gangrene.
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on December 17, 2008, 09:41:46 PM


I can vouch for that.   :-)
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on December 18, 2008, 12:52:32 PM
In other words, she mentioned she'd seen an article in the paper about a group having a holiday dinner for Iraqi refugees and one of her colleagues, who doesn't wear her politics on her sleeve and is thus suspected to be a Republican, commented that was a wonderful thing to do for people so far away from home. Of course the old bat didn't hear that comment because she was too busy making up a story in her head to post on DU.

Cindie
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: Peter3_1 on December 18, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
Why do the supposed libs. fabricate these tales? I WARRANT NONE OF THIS OCCURED in the "real world.".
Title: Re: proud2Blib Republican selfish prick bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
Why do the supposed libs. fabricate these tales? I WARRANT NONE OF THIS OCCURED in the "real world.".

They're trying to validate their own beliefs by telling other DUmmies that people are coming over to their side, which makes them feel better, even if they're not true.