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Title: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: bijou on December 16, 2008, 07:48:39 AM
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A Gainesville man has been accused of stealing a small refrigerator from a probation office to destroy one of his own urine samples.

Devin Anthony Perry, 26, of 4117 SW 20th Ave., was arrested and charged with arson, destroying evidence, burglary and larceny. The charges are connected with a break-in at the Department of Corrections Probation and Parole office at 7020 NW 11th Place between 2 a.m and 5 a.m. Sunday. It is the same office that Perry reported to on Friday to provide a urine sample that tested positive for drug use, according to Alachua County Sheriff's Office spokesman Art Forgey.

Based on evidence at the scene, statements by Perry and information from probation officers, Sheriff's Office investigators pieced together the following series of events.

After realizing that his sample tested positive, Perry went to the office, shot out a window to get inside and removed the locked refrigerator used to store samples. After leaving the office, Perry picked up shards of window glass that had his blood on it and set the shrubbery beneath the window on fire. ...

(http://images.gainesville.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=GS&Date=20081215&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=812150956&Ref=AR)

link (http://www.gainesville.com/article/20081215/NEWS/812150956/0/GUARDIAN#)

That's his chance of staying out of jail gone down the pan.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 07:49:51 AM
link (http://www.gainesville.com/article/20081215/NEWS/812150956/0/GUARDIAN#)

That's his chance of staying out of jail gone down the pan.
I wonder who leaked this story.   :-)
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
If he didn't drink the urine or throw the refrigerator at someone, he seems oddly out of step with more fashionable florida criminals.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: NHSparky on December 16, 2008, 08:02:43 AM
Bet he was pissed when he couldn't find his sample.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2008, 08:12:27 AM
Well, at least he didn't wind up with blood in his urine. Or is that urine in his blood?   :shucks:
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Randy on December 16, 2008, 08:18:22 AM
He doesn't look to be the smartest of fellers....


Burning down Probation offices is a sport around here.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: bijou on December 16, 2008, 08:23:37 AM
I wonder who leaked this story.   :-)
I don't know but the reporter who got it seems flushed with success.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: jinxmchue on December 16, 2008, 08:28:25 AM
Wow, with smarts like that, it's really difficult to believe he does drugs.
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 11:08:09 AM
I don't know but the reporter who got it seems flushed with success.
Cop to perp, "Urine a lotta trouble now".   :-)
Title: Re: Florida man flunks drug test, steals fridge full of urine
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 12:54:21 PM
If he didn't drink the urine or throw the refrigerator at someone, he seems oddly out of step with more fashionable florida criminals.


LOL!  :rofl:



And I gotta ask, what's his DU name?  Linky (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19456.0.html)