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Title: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: bijou on December 15, 2008, 01:32:17 PM: Quote
FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A man called police on Wednesday night after he came home from work and spotted an intoxicated woman drinking a beer on the roof of his home. The 28-year-old woman was taken into custody after she refused to get down and leave. The police report said the woman agreed to leave only if the man agreed to give her more beer. ...
link (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weird-news/story/810951.html)

The upside is that at least she wasn't nekkid.
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 01:36:21 PM: in the "f*cked up floridian" sweepstakes, Bijou is seeing my flinging pizza man and raising me a drunken roof sitter. :-)
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 06:59:16 AM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 01:36:21 PM
in the "f*cked up floridian" sweepstakes, Bijou is seeing my flinging pizza man and raising me a drunken roof sitter. :-)
Hey, don't forget my sammich tossers. :p
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 12:56:19 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 01:36:21 PM
in the "f*cked up floridian" sweepstakes, Bijou is seeing my flinging pizza man and raising me a drunken roof sitter. :-)

She's upped it even more with her urine stealer. :lmao:
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:02:33 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on December 16, 2008, 06:59:16 AM
Hey, don't forget my sammich tossers. :p

I paid tribute to your sandwich tosser in the urine stealing thread. :wink:
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:04:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 12:56:19 PM

She's upped it even more with her urine stealer. :lmao:

I'm not sure where you go from urine theft, but I am certain that I would rather not think about it. :-) there just aren't that many options remaining, ya know?
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: bijou on December 16, 2008, 02:08:49 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
I'm not sure where you go from urine theft, but I am certain that I would rather not think about it. :-) there just aren't that many options remaining, ya know?

I'm not sure either, but I am confident that the population of Florida won't let me down. :-)
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:12:01 PM: Quote from: bijou on December 16, 2008, 02:08:49 PM
I'm not sure either, but I am confident that the population of Florida won't let me down. :-)

I am supremely confident that if there is a pita eating poo flinger anywhere in the state of florida, you will find him for us. :bow:
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 02:42:05 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:12:01 PM
I am supremely confident that if there is a pita eating poo flinger anywhere in the state of florida, you will find him for us. :bow:

Indeed! :lmao:
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 08:19:11 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:12:01 PM
I am supremely confident that if there is a pita eating poo flinger anywhere in the state of florida, you will find him for us. :bow:
...you should put that on your resume'.

:-)
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Chris on December 16, 2008, 10:00:23 PM: Quote from: bijou on December 15, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
The upside is that at least she wasn't nekkid.

Egads...

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/13/fort-pierce-man-finds-woman-drinking-beer-his-roof/
Title: Re: Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 11:31:13 PM: Quote from: Chris on December 16, 2008, 10:00:23 PM
Egads...

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/13/fort-pierce-man-finds-woman-drinking-beer-his-roof/

pic goodness at chris' link! :uhsure:

(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/12/12/AMBER_SMITH_t220.jpg)