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Title: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 12:55:54 PM

in keeping with today's apparent lounge theme of floridians doing things with food that doesn't involve digestion . . . . this one
started off looking like one of those "normal crimes" that never seem to happen in florida, but instantly took a turn for the odd.

at least the robber wasn't naked or something.

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Miramar pizza deliveryman lobs pizza to escape from teen robber

MIRAMAR - When a customer pulled a gun on pizza delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria this week, the Pizza Hut employee fought back with the only thing he had.

A large, steaming-hot pepperoni pie.

Fearing for his life, Devictoria, 40, lobbed the pizza at the gunman who had ordered him into a residence in the 1900 block of Acapulco Drive shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday, police said.

The maneuver bought Devictoria enough time to run away, although he said he heard at least one gunshot.

A short time later, police arrested three boys -- a 17-year-old and two 16-year-olds -- in the 1900 block of Southwest 69th Avenue in Pembroke Pines.

More (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/community/news/miramar/sfl-1212miramarpizza,0,232693.story)
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 01:31:40 PM

I do wonder if it was think and crispy or hand tossed.  you would think that thin and crispy would be more aerodynamic.

Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 15, 2008, 01:33:04 PM
I do wonder if it was think and crispy or hand tossed.  you would think that thin and crispy would be more aerodynamic.



Yeah, but, deep-dish has more knockdown power.
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: bijou on December 15, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
Floridians sure have some creative ways with food.
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 01:42:23 PM
Floridians sure have some creative ways with food.

and to think most people in less highly regarded states simply eat their food. :whatever: :-)
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: NHSparky on December 15, 2008, 03:10:41 PM
I'm just thinking of how bad it would have hurt being hit with molten cheese and pizza sauce.  Ow.
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 03:14:03 PM
I'm just thinking of how bad it would have hurt being hit with molten cheese and pizza sauce.  Ow.

So how bad would it feel to be hit with the average Pizza Crud pizza, which has been out of the oven for at least 30 minutes, and is luke warm at best?  Probably knock a couple of teeth out on that cold, rock-hard crust, other than that....
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 03:15:22 PM
I'm just thinking of how bad it would have hurt being hit with molten cheese and pizza sauce.  Ow.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ythpzsu18[/youtube]
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 15, 2008, 04:29:52 PM
Ok, I get it...You are all freezing your butts off, so in order to feel good about yourselves, you search Florida newspapers ferverently looking for Top stories to post.  You are all JEALOUS that we are having great weather down here in sunny Florida whilst you fight frostbite on your toes.   :fuelfire:


Keep it up suckers!!!  :evillaugh:

Christmas in Florida.... :-)

 (http://i37.tinypic.com/33af769.jpg)

Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: asdf2231 on December 15, 2008, 04:32:15 PM
"I know what you're thinking... Did he fling 7 slices, or all 8? Well to tell ya the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So you have to ask yourself a question... Do I feel hungry?  Well do ya? Punk?"
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 15, 2008, 04:32:26 PM
Ok, I get it...You are all freezing your butts off, so in order to feel good about yourselves, you search Florida newspapers ferverently looking for Top stories to post.  You are all JEALOUS that we are having great weather down here in sunny Florida whilst you fight frostbite on your toes.   :fuelfire:


Keep it up suckers!!!  :evillaugh:

Christmas in Florida.... :-)

 (http://i37.tinypic.com/33af769.jpg)



LOL  you are evil and mean!  Send us hot chocolate or something!! ;)  
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 15, 2008, 04:36:11 PM
OT: Sweet Dee who is that in your avatar?
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 15, 2008, 04:39:51 PM
LOL  you are evil and mean!  Send us hot chocolate or something!! ;)  

Why yes, yes I am....and hot chocolate???  We have strawberry daiquiris down here in December.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 15, 2008, 04:40:07 PM
OT: Sweet Dee who is that in your avatar?

That's me!  (ew, I know).  lol 
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 15, 2008, 04:40:55 PM
Why yes, yes I am....and hot chocolate???  We have strawberry daiquiris down here in December.  :evillaugh:

I think all of us should come stay at your place til this "cold spell" blows over ;)  hehe  Maybe you could find us some mango margaritas!!  Yum.
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Eupher on December 15, 2008, 04:42:14 PM
That's me!  (ew, I know).  lol 

I haven't quite figured out if you're having a pensive moment or playing cello.

 :-)
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 15, 2008, 04:42:33 PM
I think all of us should come stay at your place til this "cold spell" blows over ;)  hehe  Maybe you could find us some mango margaritas!!  Yum.

I have 2 extra bedrooms.....you'll all have to share the beds.... :naughty:
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 15, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
That's me!  (ew, I know).  lol 

No way! You strongly resemble Piper from Charmed. That's who I thought that was.
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 15, 2008, 04:43:20 PM
I have 2 extra bedrooms.....you'll all have to share the beds.... :naughty:

You know us, that shouldn't be a problem!  lol   :lmao:   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: FL Pizza Hut Delivery Dude Defends Self with Pizza
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 15, 2008, 04:44:29 PM
No way! You strongly resemble Piper from Charmed. That's who I thought that was.

Whew!  lol  :)  I'll take it!  haha