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Title: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 03:23:16 PM
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:25:21 PM
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p

You did it, not me (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2008, 03:27:52 PM
You did it, not me (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone)
You will burn in hades for posting that.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:30:14 PM
You will burn in hades for posting that.


:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Miss Mia on December 13, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)


Funny how your mind works WE.  You hear banana and immediately go for that flash.  Interesting.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:33:05 PM

Funny how your mind works WE.  You hear banana and immediately go for that flash.  Interesting.

well, it's not my first impulse, but it is the first one that is acceptable in the public. 

Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Miss Mia on December 13, 2008, 03:35:07 PM
well, it's not my first impulse, but it is the first one that is acceptable in the public. 




LOL! :rofl:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2008, 03:36:54 PM
:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)

It doesn't change the status of your immortal soul.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 03:37:04 PM
What.the.hell. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:37:06 PM

it's a very catchy tune.  I have it bookmarked. :-)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
It doesn't change the status of your immortal soul.


my soul is more than likely irretrievable.  I have too many "banana phone" marks against me.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:39:25 PM
What.the.hell. :evillaugh:

hey, if your friends can't hijack your threads, then why do you need enemies? :-)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Miss Mia on December 13, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
my soul is more than likely irretrievable.  I have too many "banana phone" marks against me.


From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



kumquat
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:42:06 PM

banana phone is such an internet thing, that it has youtube blowback:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:44:10 PM

From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



kumquat
a very unfortunately named fruit.  go with "mango". :-)

(that was a triple play on words, mind you)

Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2008, 03:44:43 PM

From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



kumquat

Lychees.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Miss Mia on December 13, 2008, 03:45:01 PM
a very unfortunately named fruit.  go with "mango". :-)

(that was a triple play on words, mind you)




honeydew
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
Lychees.


i hope you aren't wondering why your BS count is over 600. :-)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
Who doesn't like pomegranates?
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2008, 04:00:16 PM
i hope you aren't wondering why your BS count is over 600. :-)
I never wonder.  I think I have that short term memory thing.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:02:28 PM
Who doesn't like pomegranates?


:rofl:

h5.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:05:34 PM
Get thee to the shed one pound thread.....we have a workout planned  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Inga on December 13, 2008, 04:09:33 PM
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p

 :naughty:You will gain 1lb. for every banana you eat!!!!! :tongue:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:13:46 PM
:naughty:You will gain 1lb. for every banana you eat!!!!! :tongue:

That's no good, then I shall have sex while eating bananas!  :-)
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:15:49 PM
That's no good, then I shall have sex while eating bananas!  :-)

isn't that redundant?
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Inga on December 13, 2008, 04:24:29 PM
That's no good, then I shall have sex while eating bananas!  :-)

LOL,  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That a WORKOUT!!!! And how many times a day did you sayyou were to eat those bananas? :naughty:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:28:29 PM
LOL,  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That a WORKOUT!!!! And how many times a day did you sayyou were to eat those bananas? :naughty:

are you are havingan intermittent problemwith yourspace bar?  :tongue:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Inga on December 13, 2008, 04:42:45 PM
No, just with my hands when I finger type. And a little excited getting to type. :tongue:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
LOL,  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That a WORKOUT!!!! And how many times a day did you sayyou were to eat those bananas? :naughty:

As many as I have to!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:52:03 PM
As many as I have to!   :lmao:

the lights must dim in minnesota. :-)

and I still can't believe that your proud state is about to put al freaking franken in the senate.

Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Thor on December 14, 2008, 11:39:47 PM
WE, for the record........ I HATE YOU for posting that song!!!......... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Wineslob on December 16, 2008, 04:23:45 PM
Leave it to Schade to post about bananas and sex........   :naughty:
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Peter3_1 on December 16, 2008, 04:44:04 PM
Hate to infuse a real nore here, but when my Dad was a teen, he went on a banana and skimmed milk diet. It worked, but I'm guessing the reason was that he came to detest those foods.
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: Tess on January 14, 2009, 11:13:55 PM
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p

If this hasn't already been addressed, bananas I think are one of the few fruits with a lot of calories.  Like 200 for an average banana.  I would say this is not necessarily a good thing.

"shrug"
Title: Re: Banana diet?
Post by: RobJohnson on January 16, 2009, 02:54:48 AM
If this hasn't already been addressed, bananas I think are one of the few fruits with a lot of calories.  Like 200 for an average banana.  I would say this is not necessarily a good thing.

"shrug"

Plus they give you an after taste.