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Title: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 12, 2008, 04:10:17 PM

I'm sure this really happened (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7972122)

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HereKittyKitty  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Dec-11-08 12:55 AM
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My son made me so proud...
   
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He wrote a letter to Santa- If you send them to our local paper, they print them. This year he wrote:

Dear Santa,

You don't have to bring me anything for Christmas this year. I already got what I wanted. I got my baby brothers in February and I got Barack Obama in November. I'm happy with that and you can give my toys to someone who needs them more.

Josh (age 8)

I am so proud of my boy. I am thinking of photocopying the letter and sending it to Obama. I thought if he were to see it he might get a kick out of it.

And sad that Santa won't be a reality much longer for him. I'm surprised he still believes NOW.

Written just like an 8 year old would write too. ::)
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
HUGE BS.  Kids that age don't care about politics unless their parents are cramming their views down their throats.  When the parents do "indoctrinate" them they are just parroting what their parents say to please them.  Both sides do it, just seems that their side does it to a larger extent. 
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on December 12, 2008, 04:25:41 PM
Doubt it happened, but dollars to doughnuts if it did that Fitz has Josh on tape saying he'll write a letter to "Santa" claiming he's happy with what he got in exchange for bigger Christmas gifts.

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Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2008, 04:25:56 PM
It looks to me as if the mama scatcat primitive wrote that letter and put her son's name on the end of it.

Further, it looks to me as if the mama scatcat primitive is trying to get out of buying Christmas presents for her offspring.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Zeus on December 12, 2008, 04:31:22 PM
HUGE BS.  Kids that age don't care about politics unless their parents are cramming their views down their throats.  When the parents do "indoctrinate" them they are just parroting what their parents say to please them.  Both sides do, it just seems that their side does it to a larger extent. 

My kids when they were that age weren't political junkies or for that matter to politically aware. They did know who the Gov of Texas was and who was president and the such. They learned that through a game I used to play with them in the car,to keep them from ripping each others hair out. I would ask them questions about math,geography and the such . Every once in awhile we'd go through the political hierarchy,from mayor to President.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 04:36:17 PM
My kids when they were that age weren't political junkies or for that matter to politically aware. They did know who the Gov of Texas was and who was president and the such. They learned that through a game I used to play with them in the car,to keep them from ripping each others hair out. I would ask them questions about math,geography and the such . Every once in awhile we'd go through the political hierarchy,from mayor to President.

I do that with my kids as well.  I have done it more so with my girls than my son for some reason.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: mamacags on December 12, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
My son asked for a cell phone and a paved driveway so his basketball bounces better.  He didn't mention Bush, Obama, Peace on Earth, or baby seals once!
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 12, 2008, 04:46:30 PM
Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas is for you to grant the DUmmies their wish. Please take all of them to Cuba.

JohnnyReb.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 04:47:32 PM
My son asked for a cell phone and a paved driveway so his basketball bounces better.  He didn't mention Bush, Obama, Peace on Earth, or baby seals once!

My kids said, "There isn't anything I want".  My son even said, "I must be spoiled like Dad said because I can't think of anything I want".  Then two days later sent me a list on Amazon of music, a couple DVD's and a Lego set that costs $225.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Zeus on December 12, 2008, 04:56:12 PM
My kids said, "There isn't anything I want".  My son even said, "I must be spoiled like Dad said because I can't think of anything I want".  Then two days later sent me a list on Amazon of music, a couple DVD's and a Lego set that costs $225.   :whatever:

once my son & I were tooling around town taking care of business. We were driving down the main highway through town & my son, about 5 at the time, asked if we could go to Burger king. I told him we couldn't because I was short on cash. He pointed to a Dollar Store sign and asked why we didn't just go there and get some dollars. He is going to be 18 in a couple months but I still kid him about it at times.

I gotta give the son credit though he is pretty good about making & handling money. My daughter still concentrates on spending it.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 12, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
I'm sure this really happened (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7972122)

Written just like an 8 year old would write too. ::)


:bsmeter:
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 12, 2008, 05:10:21 PM
My kids said, "There isn't anything I want".  My son even said, "I must be spoiled like Dad said because I can't think of anything I want".  Then two days later sent me a list on Amazon of music, a couple DVD's and a Lego set that costs $225.   :whatever:

Lego Mindstorms? 

If that's what they're asking for, they're great.  Even for adults.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on December 12, 2008, 05:28:58 PM
Bull-****ing-shit. A million Bouncies all at once going up on down, like Lebron James dribbling a basketball.
Worst. Bouncy. Ever.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Attero Dominatus on December 12, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
So much bullshit in that bouncy that the BS scale broke. Negative 1000 bongs.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on December 12, 2008, 06:24:45 PM
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I am so proud of my boy. I am thinking of photocopying the letter and sending it to Obama. I thought if he were to see it he might get a kick out of it.

And sad that Santa won't be a reality much longer for him. I'm surprised he still believes NOW.

Well,  if he grows into a full blown moonbat he will switch his belief from Santa to the government and will view every day as Christmas and expect his new "Santa" to gave him stuff every day.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
Lego Mindstorms? 

If that's what they're asking for, they're great.  Even for adults.

Yes, it's the mindstorm NXT or something like that and he is an adult (according to the law :( ) .  I just went and checked it again on Amazon and it is $25 cheaper now. I ordered it less than a week ago.  I emailed them asking if they offer price guarantees.   :censored:
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: asdf2231 on December 12, 2008, 09:11:39 PM
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HereKittyKitty  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Dec-11-08 12:55 AM
Original message
My son made me so proud...
  
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He wrote a letter to Santa- If you send them to our local paper, they print them. This year he wrote:

Dear Santa,

You don't have to bring me anything for Christmas this year. I already got what I wanted. I got my baby brothers in February and I got Barack Obama in November. I'm happy with that and you can give my toys to someone who needs them more. But Mr. Santa, if you have an extra one, I would really like a cool big black flashlight like the buzzy one in mom's dresser that I'm not allowed to play with

Josh (age 8)

I am so proud of my boy. I am thinking of photocopying the letter and sending it to Obama. I thought if he were to see it he might get a kick out of it.

And sad that Santa won't be a reality much longer for him. I'm surprised he still believes NOW.

Fixt.

 :whatever:

Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 09:43:51 PM
My son asked for a cell phone and a paved driveway so his basketball bounces better.

How would a cell phone make his basketball bounce better?
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 09:47:55 PM
What a REAL Santa letter is like (from my son, age 7):

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Dear Santa,

Are your reindeer feeling good?  I believe in you.  I am 7 yrs. old.  I'm in the 2nd grade.  You want to know what I would really want?  Can I please have a Nintendo DS?  I really want it bad!  I like you.  My favorite sport is basketball.

Love, Jonathan
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 09:48:22 PM
How would a cell phone make his basketball bounce better?


Read it again, he asked for a PAVED driveway so his basketball would bounce better.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2008, 09:52:17 PM
I dug it out.

"Dear Santa: How are you?  I am fine.  I hope you have a merrie [sic] Christmas.  franksolich."

Written at the age of 7 years.

My mother thought I had literary talents, and so saved everything.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 09:57:59 PM

Read it again, he asked for a PAVED driveway so his basketball would bounce better.   :tongue:

A cell phone and a paved driveway so his basketball would bounce better.    :mental:
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: mamacags on December 12, 2008, 10:00:24 PM
Duh, da bitches won't be cheerin on da sidelines if a man don't have a cell phone to throw his digits out.  You can't be a playa if you don't got da digits.  With da bitches cheerin a brother on your ball always bounces good.  Feel me?
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: TheSarge on December 12, 2008, 10:00:46 PM
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You don't have to bring me anything for Christmas this year. I already got what I wanted. I got my baby brothers in February and I got Barack Obama in November. I'm happy with that and you can give my toys to someone who needs them more.


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Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BEG on December 12, 2008, 10:13:59 PM
A cell phone and a paved driveway so his basketball would bounce better.    :mental:

A paved driveway so his basketball would bounce better and a cell phone. 

Does that read better?   :p
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: BamaMoose on December 13, 2008, 02:12:35 AM
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Dear Santa,

You don't have to bring me anything for Christmas this year. I already got what I wanted. I got my baby brothers in February and I got Barack Obama in November.  Mommy and Daddy hardly ever scream at the TV and cry for hours after Mr. Bush in on the news.  Mommy has begun to get out of bed more often and Daddy is drunk less often when I get home from school.  The doctor says their BDS may be improving.  I'm happy with that and you can give my toys to someone who's parents are crazier than my own.
Josh (age 8)

Probably much more likely from a Moonbat's child.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 13, 2008, 08:39:22 AM
Yes, it's the mindstorm NXT or something like that and he is an adult (according to the law :( ) .  I just went and checked it again on Amazon and it is $25 cheaper now. I ordered it less than a week ago.  I emailed them asking if they offer price guarantees.   :censored:

I bought a set of them for my oldest back we he was about 11 and we had a ball with them.  He's now 18 and he still pulls them out to see what kind of stuff he can make them do.  They're a great way to introduce some level of programming, logic and robotics while having fun.  If you have a friend with another set you can do Lego 'Battle Bots'.

Turns out some of the local high schools use them in their computer classes.


Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: jinxmchue on December 13, 2008, 09:00:01 AM
Duh, da bitches won't be cheerin on da sidelines if a man don't have a cell phone to throw his digits out.  You can't be a playa if you don't got da digits.  With da bitches cheerin a brother on your ball always bounces good.  Feel me?

Nobody panic!  I think MC's been possessed by the spirit of Tupac.
Title: Re: Santa Letter Super Bouncy
Post by: jinxmchue on December 13, 2008, 09:00:38 AM
A paved driveway so his basketball would bounce better and a cell phone. 

Does that read better?   :p

 :naughty: