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Title: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Miss Mia on December 12, 2008, 11:36:49 AM
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Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28191199)
50-year-old uses night vision goggles to spot and attack up to 20 teens

WILLMAR, Minn. - A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

A phone message left at a home listing for a Scott Wagar was not immediately returned to The Associated Press.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: 

I'd like to meet his man, he's awesome!
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 12, 2008, 11:50:47 AM
What a great idea! I wonder if he was using a super soaker! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Miss Mia on December 12, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
What a great idea! I wonder if he was using a super soaker! :evillaugh:

If he was arrested for assault did all those kids get arrested for vandalism as well? 
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Wineslob on December 12, 2008, 12:01:48 PM
How did he get fox urine?????????   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2008, 12:10:51 PM
How did he get fox urine?????????   :uhsure:

A special toilet for foxes.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
The kids should be thankful it wasn't a real gun filled with hot lead.  Here's more information:

http://www.startribune.com/local/36013759.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciatkEP7DhUsr

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In an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday, Wagar says he's innocent, and has a right to defend his property. He says groups of teens have been toilet-papering and egging his house during homecoming for about eight years, and each year it gets more destructive.

He says he sprayed the kids with a mixture of one-third fox urine and two-thirds water because "it stinks, but it doesn't hurt anything."

Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 02:32:47 PM
What a great idea! I wonder if he was using a super soaker! :evillaugh:

I believe he was.

Incidentally, I live a few minutes away from Willmar and even used to live there once.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Wineslob on December 12, 2008, 02:35:08 PM
He should use this: http://www.liquidass.com/
approved by Mr Hankey's worldwide.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Thor on December 12, 2008, 02:40:39 PM
If he was arrested for assault did all those kids get arrested for vandalism as well? 

I'm wondering that, too. Hell, back when I was young, (of course this was Texas), one could actually get an ass full of rock salt or worse if or when they were caught by the homeowner trespassing, steal or vandalizing things.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: asdf2231 on December 12, 2008, 08:58:26 PM
He should use this: http://www.liquidass.com/
approved by Mr Hankey's worldwide.

Mamacags actually ordered some of that stuff!

I wonder what she ever wound up using it for?
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Chris on December 12, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
How did he get fox urine?????????   :uhsure:

You can buy it at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops... anything you can hunt, they sell bottles of pee for.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Miss Mia on December 12, 2008, 09:06:28 PM
Mamacags actually ordered some of that stuff!

I wonder what she ever wound up using it for?

My mom bought some kind of powdered urine that she would sprinkle in front of the cat door that lead into the garage to keep the raccoons out. 
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: jinxmchue on December 12, 2008, 09:39:25 PM
You can buy it at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops... anything you can hunt, they sell bottles of pee for.

Yep.  Like the man said, it stinks, but is perfectly harmless.  I hope the judge has enough sense to dismiss the case.
Title: Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Post by: Miss Mia on December 12, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
Yep.  Like the man said, it stinks, but is perfectly harmless.  I hope the judge has enough sense to dismiss the case.

Even if it does go to trial, I cannot imagine a jury convicting him.