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Title: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 11, 2008, 10:02:41 PM: No takers yet but the night's still young. You just have to bring booze and cigarettes to share.

:loser:

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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu Dec-11-08 08:45 PM
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Reply to this thread and you could win a date with me

Better then winning some MILK stuff that Skinner is giving out.

PS - BYOB, Smokes, Food, etc. In fact, bring some for me as well :)

Oh, and I am in Columbus, Ohio - so you have to come here, unless you want a date by phone....
Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Lord Undies on December 11, 2008, 10:12:26 PM: So The Straight Story has gone fishin' for a tool to smoke?
Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Chris on December 11, 2008, 10:37:53 PM: How awesome. Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man. :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 11, 2008, 11:27:49 PM: Quote from: Chris on December 11, 2008, 10:37:53 PM
How awesome. Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man. :rotf:

If only I lived closer. Darn it! You gotta love a sensitive man.

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Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: rich_t on December 11, 2008, 11:30:07 PM: Damn it.... That 'tard lives in my city.

:banghead:
Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Chris on December 11, 2008, 11:36:45 PM: TSS reminds me of "Ray"...

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Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: RobJohnson on December 12, 2008, 01:06:46 AM: Quote from: Chris on December 11, 2008, 10:37:53 PM
How awesome. Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man. :rotf:

:lmao:
Title: Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
Post by: Tucker on December 12, 2008, 10:20:07 AM: So he has gone home. I wonder if his wife, who broke up with him last week, to get the high, hard one from their room mate, is still in California?