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Title: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 10:56:40 AM
My wife's company pays 48 cents per mile as a reimbursement for travel.  I don't really ever think about it.  We just pay as we go along and forget it. 

This morning I had an extra $1100.00 in my checking account.  After investigating, I learned it was a direct deposit from the company reimbursing for milage accumulated in November and December. 

I may do something wild with the money now that it has returned in a lump sum.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2008, 11:01:11 AM
Just don't spend it all in one place.
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Post by: DixieBelle on January 30, 2008, 11:01:41 AM
Carbon credits man!!!! :-)
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: BEG on January 30, 2008, 11:08:27 AM
Now you can come out this saturday and meet us.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 11:16:00 AM
Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?  :hyper: :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zksj_9wpvQM
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: PatriotGame on January 30, 2008, 11:27:56 AM
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I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything
Have you ever faked orgasm?  :-)
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 11:36:44 AM
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Posted by: franksolich

Just don't spend it all in one place.

So I'll have to use various betting windows at the track?

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Posted by: DixieBelle

Carbon credits man!!!!


It does pay well!

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Now you can come out this saturday and meet us. 

Y'all are getting together this weekend?  Noone didn't tell me.

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Posted by: ReardenSteel

Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?

I have a funny story from the last time I was in a limo.  Let's just say too many adult beverages made me break the mirror top of the bar with my butt.

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Posted by: PatriotGame

Have you ever faked orgasm?

Is it really an orgasm if you fake it?   

 

Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: jtyangel on January 30, 2008, 11:48:11 AM
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I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything
Have you ever faked orgasm?  :-)

I'm not that good an actress. :uhsure:
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: jtyangel on January 30, 2008, 11:48:51 AM
My wife's company pays 48 cents per mile as a reimbursement for travel.  I don't really ever think about it.  We just pay as we go along and forget it. 

This morning I had an extra $1100.00 in my checking account.  After investigating, I learned it was a direct deposit from the company reimbursing for milage accumulated in November and December. 

I may do something wild with the money now that it has returned in a lump sum.   :cheersmate:

Hilary would always love your monetary support.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 12:01:22 PM

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Posted by: ReardenSteel

Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?

I have a funny story from the last time I was in a limo.  Let's just say too many adult beverages made me break the mirror top of the bar with my butt.

That there is some good story!  :lmao: (unexpected too) All I can think to say is... congratulations.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 12:05:06 PM

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Posted by: ReardenSteel

Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?

I have a funny story from the last time I was in a limo.  Let's just say too many adult beverages made me break the mirror top of the bar with my butt.

That there is some good story!  :lmao: (unexpected too) All I can think to say is... congratulations.  :cheersmate:

I'd like to say it was years and years ago, but it wasn't.  It happened in this century.  :innocent:
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: jtyangel on January 30, 2008, 12:06:23 PM

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Posted by: ReardenSteel

Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?

I have a funny story from the last time I was in a limo.  Let's just say too many adult beverages made me break the mirror top of the bar with my butt.

That there is some good story!  :lmao: (unexpected too) All I can think to say is... congratulations.  :cheersmate:

I'd like to say it was years and years ago, but it wasn't.  It happened in this century.  :innocent:

When you still looked like this?  :old:


*runs*
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 12:11:56 PM

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Posted by: ReardenSteel

Will you "take a limousine 'cause it costs more"?

I have a funny story from the last time I was in a limo.  Let's just say too many adult beverages made me break the mirror top of the bar with my butt.

That there is some good story!  :lmao: (unexpected too) All I can think to say is... congratulations.  :cheersmate:

I'd like to say it was years and years ago, but it wasn't.  It happened in this century.  :innocent:

Maybe you could take the wife out to the best restaurant in town in a limo and appropriately attired. (limo redemption day)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/Monocle-man.jpg)
Of course, blowing a windfall is not how most people stay "rich".  :-)
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 12:13:43 PM
My wife's company pays 48 cents per mile as a reimbursement for travel.  I don't really ever think about it.  We just pay as we go along and forget it. 

This morning I had an extra $1100.00 in my checking account.  After investigating, I learned it was a direct deposit from the company reimbursing for milage accumulated in November and December. 

I may do something wild with the money now that it has returned in a lump sum.   :cheersmate:
Hey, you got my Tax "Rebate" check!
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 12:26:07 PM

Maybe you could take the wife out to the best restaurant in town in a limo and appropriately attired. (limo redemption day)

Of course, blowing a windfall is not how most people stay "rich".  :-)

I am suppose to see her this weekend.   Maybe we'll go to Denny's instead of the Waffle House.  Thanks for the idea!
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 12:28:14 PM

Hey, you got my Tax "Rebate" check!

It has the same characteristics seeing how it is my own money coming back to me in a lump sum.
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 12:30:12 PM

Hey, you got my Tax "Rebate" check!

It has the same characteristics seeing how it is my own money coming back to me in a lump sum.

Ah, but for it to be the proper analogy you need to sent YOUR check to ME, since even though I didn't put the miles on my car, it isn't fair for you to get your mileage back and for me to get nothing.
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 12:46:26 PM

Hey, you got my Tax "Rebate" check!

It has the same characteristics seeing how it is my own money coming back to me in a lump sum.

Ah, but for it to be the proper analogy you need to sent YOUR check to ME, since even though I didn't put the miles on my car, it isn't fair for you to get your mileage back and for me to get nothing.

Is it ok if I'm  just ashamed I got it back?
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Post by: SilverOrchid on January 30, 2008, 12:52:39 PM

Maybe you could take the wife out to the best restaurant in town in a limo and appropriately attired. (limo redemption day)

Of course, blowing a windfall is not how most people stay "rich".  :-)

I am suppose to see her this weekend.   Maybe we'll go to Denny's instead of the Waffle House.  Thanks for the idea!

Make sure you tell her in a seductive voice to order anything on the menu and nothing is too good for his queen. :-)
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 12:55:08 PM

Maybe you could take the wife out to the best restaurant in town in a limo and appropriately attired. (limo redemption day)

Of course, blowing a windfall is not how most people stay "rich".  :-)

I am suppose to see her this weekend.   Maybe we'll go to Denny's instead of the Waffle House.  Thanks for the idea!

Make sure you tell her in a seductive voice to order anything on the menu and nothing is too good for his queen. :-)

It won't impress her.  She already knows anything on the Seniors Menu is fair game.
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Dixie*Darling on January 30, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
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I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!

Lemme hold a dollar!   :hyper:
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 06:53:26 PM
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I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!

Lemme hold a dollar!   :hyper:

Ok.  It's in my front pocket but my hands are full.  Would you get it? 
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 07:39:47 PM
I worked on a contract that paid me for mileage to drive all over the state.  Some weeks I made as much in mileage as I did in wages.
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 08:20:27 PM
My company just raised the rate to .505 per mile this year.  They wonder why I drive my own vehicle instead of renting one every time I travel.   :mental:
I put two Michelin tires on it last Saturday...paid cash from last weeks travel check.
Title: Re: I'm Rich! Ask Me Anything!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 30, 2008, 08:23:49 PM
My company just raised the rate to .505 per mile this year.  They wonder why I drive my own vehicle instead of renting one every time I travel.   :mental:
I put two Michelin tires on it last Saturday...paid cash from last weeks travel check.

They just raised my wife's rate starting Jan. 1.  I don't know what it is yet.  I'd be happy with 50 cents. :)