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Title: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: bijou on December 10, 2008, 11:28:07 AM
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A woman who hid a sedated monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles - pretending she was pregnant - has been convicted of smuggling charges.
Gypsy Lawson, 29, from Spokane in Washington state, successfully passed through U.S. Customs in Los Angeles with the rhesus monkey hidden in her shirt after the November 2007 trip, according to The Spokesman-Review newspaper.

Her mother, Fran Ogren, 55, of Northport, Washington, accompanied her on the flight from Bangkok and was also convicted.

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Monkey business in Spokane (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_smuggled_monkey_down_her_blouse&in_article_id=437968&in_page_id=2)

Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: asdf2231 on December 10, 2008, 11:50:48 AM
A new term!

"Hey! Get a load of THEM Blouse Monkeys!!!!!"
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: thundley4 on December 10, 2008, 11:52:48 AM
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They were arrested after Lawson boasted to a clothing store clerk about the airport escapade.

What an a$$hole for turning them in. No hot monkey love for the clerk.




edited to fix quote tag - Miss Mia
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: Chris_ on December 10, 2008, 11:59:55 AM
The woman and her mother were both charged.  Hmmm, I guess she was just a chimp off the old block.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: Wineslob on December 10, 2008, 02:47:35 PM
"Hey baby, nice monkeys in your blouse"   :naughty:
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: Eupher on December 10, 2008, 03:30:25 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/PeterSellers.jpg)

"Is thert yeur mienkey?"
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 10, 2008, 06:23:03 PM
Did she spank her monkey?
Title: Re: Washington woman smuggled monkey down her blouse
Post by: Chris_ on December 10, 2008, 11:19:16 PM
OK -- let me say it first:

"Is that monkey in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?"