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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on December 09, 2008, 06:53:25 PM
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philboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:14 AM
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Post your favorite shoplifting techniques here.
Personally, I'm a big fan of just grabbing the stuff and running like hell. By the time they realize what happened, I am out to my car and driving off.
These retailers deserve it because of the horrendous mark-ups.
Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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2. I steal from work
I figure an extra pencil and some yellow stickies is worth a piece of my soul.
motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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3. I stuff it down my pants
and people wonder why I am always adjusting my package!!!
hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 01:07 PM
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6. ditto
oh and IBTL
newcriminal Donating Member (255 posts) Tue Dec-09-08 01:03 PM
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4. Just put it in the stroller with the baby
if they stop you, say bad baby why did you grab that. FYI it doesn't work very well with tv's or refrigerators though.
skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 01:05 PM
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5. The large purse method works well
As does the bulky jacket approach. But I prefer the classic, tuck it under your arm and act natural routine.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8310916
Such wonderful members of society.
philboy sounds like someone in dire need of a nice long stretch breaking rocks.
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Truly awful, but then I expect nothing less from the DUmp.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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3. I stuff it down my pants
and people wonder why I am always adjusting my package!!!
Your dick's not supposed to have a corner on it.
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Petty thieves -- the hieght of glory for the DU.
Can you imagine anyone on any Conservative board -- even our sadly brain-addled parent nor FR nor DC -- PROUDLY posting about being a common petty thief? And then getting ckudos and augmentation?
Folks: there you have the modern left: "What's in it for me?" Put that in your pipe and smoke it you ****ing new fuhrer who accused Capitalism of saying that!
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Truly awful, but then I expect nothing less from the DUmp.
Come on Ralph, those posts are funny as hell!!! :-)
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Engi (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 07:10 PM
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14. I stick beaded necklaces up my nose... 14k gold necklaces are easy too. Just hook the chain over your back tooth and swallow the rest of it. You can pull it right up out of your throat.
:whatever:
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Your dick's not supposed to have a corner on it.
WHAT?!?! Oh, crap....
:o