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Title: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: thundley4 on December 09, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
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A MAN is fighting for life after his wife allegedly set his genitals on fire, leaving him with burns to 85 per cent of his body.

Rajini Narayan, 44, appeared briefly in Adelaide Magistrates Court today charged over the fire at her family's home in Unley early yesterday, AdelaideNow reported.

The fire left Satish Narayan with terrible burns and prosecutor Senior Sergeant Bruce Faehrmann said he may not survive.

"(Mr Narayan) was set on fire ... his condition has deteriorated to the extent that he has 85 percent burns," Sen-Sgt Faehrmann said.

"It is possible that he may not survive so the charges may be reviewed."
Ouch (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24769014-5001028,00.html)

Oh my. He must have big balls if they comprise 85% of his body. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 09, 2008, 01:13:59 PM
Ouch (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24769014-5001028,00.html)

Oh my. He must have big balls if they comprise 85% of his body. :uhsure:

LOL   :lmao: 
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Chris_ on December 09, 2008, 01:14:45 PM
Ouch (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24769014-5001028,00.html)

Oh my. He must have big balls if they comprise 85% of his body. :uhsure:
Now that there's one big "hunka, hunka burnin' love".   :rotf:
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Eupher on December 09, 2008, 01:16:11 PM
She's apparently still pissed enough to turn her back on the court during her arraignment.

Either that or she's got a Zippo in her left hand.
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Lord Undies on December 09, 2008, 01:18:06 PM
My guess is Satish has not been treating Rajini with the respect she deserves.  Too bad.  She will probably get life for this.  
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Chris_ on December 09, 2008, 03:39:38 PM
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/squirrel_nuts_1.jpg)
Come on baby, light my fire!
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 09, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/squirrel_nuts_1.jpg)
Come on baby, light my fire!

Hey that's Chad the Hanging Squirrel - he was mascot of the 2000 elections.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 09, 2008, 07:21:03 PM
She is a bad cook! Who burns balls?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Wife accused of burning husband's genitals
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 09, 2008, 11:32:39 PM
She is a bad cook! Who burns balls?  :uhsure:

Replace Balls with Nuts and you may have a Schaden................