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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on December 08, 2008, 04:43:37 PM
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Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 03:39 PM
Original message
Overheard in Wal*Mart
Okay... okay... don't give me a bunch of shit but I went into my local Walmart. S-I-G-H! BUT I did go in there and this is what I overheard in the sporting goods section (I was there buying the small Blue ice packs for my kids lunch box...) 3 young men with military style haircuts (in their late 20's early 30's) were standing in front of the ammunition with a sales clerk. 1st guy says to the other two guys - "Do you think we should just buy it all?" a short pause... 2nd guy says "All of it?" 1st guy, answering "Hell yeah, looks like we are going to need it." The sales clerk says "You going on a hunting trip?" 3rd guy answers "Nah, we know we wont be able to buy guns and ammo once that S.O.B.'s president." The clerk, an older African American gentleman stood there, looking over the top of his glasses and shook his head... He looked right at them and says "I voted for that S.O.B. and I believe your fear of losing your guns and ammunition is totally unwarranted but if you want to spend your money on it, it's fine with me."
I started cracking up as I walked past them... it was classic. The three guys bought a bunch of assorted ammunition - I wonder if they are storing it in the shed next to the chemical fertilizer?
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OMG A TWOFER!
mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
17. I heard a similar discussion...and yes,
in Walmart. It ended with one redneck type saying..."if he tries to take my guns away, I will sure give them to him...one bullet at a time" Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
But at least the OP admits he's full of shit:
Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #13
28. I just
needed the blue ice things and some laxative. Best price on laxative on the planet.
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Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #23
30. Around here
guys like this usually are either in the military or have already been in the military.
I didn't even want to try to talk to them... I try not to call guys with guns "****tarded asshats."
KamaAina (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:38 PM
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50. At least they only called him an S.O.B.
those kind of people often have no compunction at all about dropping an N-bomb.
Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #50
51. It may have had
something to do with the clerk being a black man. I was waiting for it though because they had that "I am a dumb ****er" look glued to them.
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oh please. :whatever:
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Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #50
51. It may have had
something to do with the clerk being a black man. I was waiting for it though because they had that "I am a dumb ****er" look glued to them.
And Gilligoon knows that "I am a dumb :censored: " look. He sees it in the mirror often enough.
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He committed an unforgivable sin by walking into a Walmart, so he had to come up with some lame type of bouncy to try to atone for it to his fellow DUmmies.
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He committed an unforgivable sin by walking into a Walmart, so he had to come up with some lame type of bouncy to try to atone for it to his fellow DUmmies.
He certainly couldn't say he overheard it in a CostCo because they're the good guys and no one like the two he claims to have overheard ever go in there.
KamaAina
At least they only called him an S.O.B. those kind of people often have no compunction at all about dropping an N-bomb.
This from the same group who creates whole threads just so they can drop the N-bomb and belittle fags under the cover of "that's what the topic is all about."
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First Obama says don't worry I won't take away your guns. Now a DUmbass says the same thing. Given past records this means a 99.98% chance that Obama will do exactly that. Yes it will start with high taxes and onerous regulations to get around the Second Amendment and the recent SCOTUS decision but it's coming.
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mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
17. I heard a similar discussion...and yes,
in Walmart. It ended with one redneck type saying..."if he tries to take my guns away, I will sure give them to him...one bullet at a time" Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
You know I go to Walmart at least a couple times a week and quite frequently visit the sporting goods department and I've never heard a conversation like this. I don't even think I've ever even heard a political conversation there, not even during election season.
Cindie
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mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PM
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17. blah blah blahblah blah..... Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
I agree, coxpat. Huge error. But there is a way to correct it. Borrow a gun and one bullet.
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I agree, coxpat. Huge error. But there is a way to correct it. Borrow a gun and one bullet.
You could get them easily here, coxxy.
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They hate the military and they have no trouble in showing it when they post. This is beyond the pale since the military is what keeps them from having their heads dropped into a basket or their neither regions instead.
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I had a conversation like that with the guy behind the counter at a local gun shop. Another customer came in, who happened to be African-American. He was stocking up as a precaution against the ascendancy of the gun-grabbers, too.