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Title: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: bijou on December 08, 2008, 10:31:18 AM
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A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Woman_loses_hearing_after_sloppy_kiss&in_article_id=436034&in_page_id=64)

He must have powerful lips.  :-)
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: Flame on December 08, 2008, 10:37:49 AM
Damn.
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: thundley4 on December 08, 2008, 10:49:17 AM
That guy would be very popular in San Francisco.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2008, 11:11:23 AM
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Woman_loses_hearing_after_sloppy_kiss&in_article_id=436034&in_page_id=64)

He must have powerful lips.  :-)
Now that really sucks.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: Splashdown on December 08, 2008, 12:37:06 PM
Kissing:

Ur doin it rong.
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: asdf2231 on December 08, 2008, 01:04:16 PM
I made a woman "Meow" once but I never took out anyone's hearing.  This guy is Gooood!
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: Airwolf on December 08, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
And ladies. He's still single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: bijou on December 08, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
And ladies. He's still single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because when he calls girls the next day for a second date, they can't hear the phone.
Title: Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
Post by: asdf2231 on December 08, 2008, 04:33:53 PM
(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/kissing/main.jpg)

(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/kissing/tongue.jpg)

(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/kissing/long.jpg)

(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/kissing/mouth.jpg)

(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/kissing/vacuum.jpg)