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Title: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: mamacags on December 07, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
"I'm really sorry. ... I thought he was just tired," said Lynne Stewart, who was arrested in West Melbourne, Fla., in October and charged with stealing items from a 56-year-old, unconscious man who in fact had just suffered a fatal heart attack during sex with Stewart. She blamed her larceny on a cocaine binge that impaired her judgment such that (according to a police commander) she had sex with 20 men that weekend. (However, she was not charged with prostitution. Said the commander, "No, she just likes sex.") [WESH-TV (Orlando), 10-15-08]
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Chris_ on December 07, 2008, 08:36:08 PM
Is she cute?
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 07, 2008, 08:45:20 PM
Is she cute?


She probably looks like Aileen Wuornos.....you know the female serial killer from Florida...
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: dutch508 on December 07, 2008, 08:59:05 PM
well, she sure ****ed the hell out of him, didn't she.
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:14:48 PM
I just used some Google-Fu...  :thatsright:  :banghead:  :fuelfire:

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Crazy%20People/Florida1.jpg)

I bet you wished you could give that particular google fu back, huh?  :lmao: :o
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:18:50 PM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Emoticons/sad.gif)


The things one can never unsee...there are plenty of things to ease your mind's eye in the short bus :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 07, 2008, 09:20:53 PM
Here is Charlize Theron when she played her....

Before and After...

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15qvsq8.jpg)
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2008, 09:22:37 PM
That thing had sex 20 times in one weekend?!! Where did she find such hard up desperate men? Alcohol had to be involved, i.e. beer glasses.

Mannn. A life of celibacy is better than...that thing.

No wonder the cop didn't think she was a prostitute, no one would pay real money for, for, BLARF!!!

Those bruises must be from people touching her with 10 foot poles.

Mannn. My eyes. You know I will have nightmares tonight!
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:29:19 PM
Hold me... I'm still trembling.. (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Emoticons/sad.gif)

Does that line work in bars?  :-)
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
Sometimes...  :-)

 :cheersmate: Hi 5 just because.
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Randy on December 08, 2008, 01:17:36 PM
Here is Charlize Theron when she played her....

Before and After...

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15qvsq8.jpg)


And even all fuglied up she still looks 500 x's better than Wuornos ever did.
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: asdf2231 on December 08, 2008, 01:35:21 PM
That thing had sex 20 times in one weekend?!! Where did she find such hard up desperate men? Alcohol had to be involved, i.e. beer glasses.

Mannn. A life of celibacy is better than...that thing.

No wonder the cop didn't think she was a prostitute, no one would pay real money for, for, BLARF!!!

Those bruises must be from people touching her with 10 foot poles.

Mannn. My eyes. You know I will have nightmares tonight!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/mann.png)

 :-)
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: jtyangel on December 08, 2008, 01:39:59 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/mann.png)

 :-)
That just can not be a woman.  :o
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 08, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
That just can not be a woman.  :o

It is, and she's a regular at DU.  :-)
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Lord Undies on December 08, 2008, 04:50:49 PM
That thing had sex 20 times in one weekend?!! Where did she find such hard up desperate men? Alcohol had to be involved, i.e. beer glasses.

Mannn. A life of celibacy is better than...that thing.

No wonder the cop didn't think she was a prostitute, no one would pay real money for, for, BLARF!!!

Those bruises must be from people touching her with 10 foot poles.

Mannn. My eyes. You know I will have nightmares tonight!

You know as well as I you would be thrilled to hear her shout "You are!" after you've growled the question "Who's your daddy?"
Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 08, 2008, 05:23:53 PM
Hmm...I wonder...

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Crazy%20People/Florida1.jpg)(http://www.movievillains.com/images/vigo.jpg)

Title: Re: Girl robs dead guy in Florida
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 08, 2008, 06:11:26 PM

 :-)
I just stopped in to look, AAARRRRGGGGG!!!!1!1!! (claws at eyes)
That's like kryptonite to me!
asdf...you are a cruel man! Thats TWICE now.