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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: USA4ME on December 05, 2008, 10:39:56 PM

Title: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2008, 10:39:56 PM
I think the Chinese are on to something here:

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china1.jpg?t=1195055650)

"I have 3 demands, or I kill the boy!"

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china2.jpg?t=1195055768)

Head negotiator dispatched

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china4.jpg?t=1195055855)

Negotiations begin

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china5.jpg?t=1195055881)

Negotiations Concluded

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china6.jpg?t=1195055918)

Because of pansy liberals, in this country we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

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Title: Re: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: Thor on December 05, 2008, 10:41:36 PM
[liberal Mode] Ohh, the horror!!! [/liberal Mode]
Title: Re: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: Tantal on December 05, 2008, 11:22:11 PM
That's what I call efficiency right there. The DUmpmonkeys would lose their minds.
Title: Re: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2008, 10:17:28 AM
They may be Commies, but there are some things they do get right.
Title: Re: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 08, 2008, 12:20:46 AM
They may be Commies, but there are some things they do get right.

Unfortunately, that's the reason they get things right. They don't give a damn what the media or the populace thinks about how they do things.

Oh, and the poor kidnapper's relatives can't sue the government or the guy who took the shot!
Title: Re: Chinese Negotiations with a Kidnapper
Post by: DixieBelle on December 08, 2008, 07:05:39 PM
Anybody else wanna negotiate?

Can you imagine if that happened here?