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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on December 05, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
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(http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hood_thong-299x300.jpg)
Some will ask ‘why?’ Others will ask ‘why not?’ Sexy women wanting to wear a thong outdoors but not sacrifice the sexiness of a hooded sweatshirt are in luck.
Meet the Hood Thong.
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link (http://daveandthomas.net/blog/2008/12/03/odd-christmas-gift-the-hooded-thong/comment-page-1/)
Guys beware, it is possible your wives or girlfriends may not want this. :lmao:
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(http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hood_thong-299x300.jpg)
link (http://daveandthomas.net/blog/2008/12/03/odd-christmas-gift-the-hooded-thong/comment-page-1/)
Guys beware, it is possible your wives or grlfriends may not want this. :lmao:
Well, hopefully my girlfriend won't tell my wife I got her one.
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I doubt that any of the girls here would be caught wearing one.
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Whatever you do, don't land yourself in The Doghouse (http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx) this Christmas.
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Holy hell, that is one ugly thong.
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Holy hell, that is one ugly thong.
Sorry, "Toots" doesn't wear thongs!
Her days of those "things" are long past. Unfortunately, there are women who never believe they're to old for such things.
Hope you don't need a spork to clean that image out of your conscience!
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What's good for the goose is good for the ....
(http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/misc/borat7.jpg)
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What's good for the goose is good for the ....
(http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/misc/borat7.jpg)
If that's what turns you on, there Schade...
:puke:
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If that's what turns you on, there Schade...
:puke:
Snap! :-)
Actually .... I think the naked male is somewhat goofy. Ok, I know you all are proud of yourselves.... but come on guys :-)
You can tell me I look goofy too... I am a big girl.
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Snap! :-)
Actually .... I think the naked male is somewhat goofy. Ok, I know you all are proud of yourselves.... but come on guys :-)
You can tell me I look goofy too... I am a big girl.
Men are very utilitarian, no? :popcorn:
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Men are very utilitarian, no? :popcorn:
For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation. :p
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For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation. :p
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn:
This calls for...elaboration. :evillaugh:
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Unfortunately, there are women who never believe they're to G-D Damned FAT for such things.
Fixed
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For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation. :p
This post is so totally worthless without pics. :evillaugh:
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Fixed
LOL.... I thought fat booties looked better in thongs. It's either that or Vanity Fair granny panties.... :popcorn:
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn:
This calls for...elaboration. :evillaugh:
Indeed! I have already done my begging elsewhere. :-)
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Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.
I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK. (http://picasaweb.google.com/fourwolfs/WolfsInEgyptAndTunisia#5219242191663446818) :uhsure:
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Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.
I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK. (http://picasaweb.google.com/fourwolfs/WolfsInEgyptAndTunisia#5219242191663446818) :uhsure:
And what kind of silliness is this? Wolfs in egypt? :uhsure:
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Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.
I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK. (http://picasaweb.google.com/fourwolfs/WolfsInEgyptAndTunisia#5219242191663446818) :uhsure:
So what was that? .50 cal ammo or were ya just glad to see Shad? :couch:
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And what kind of silliness is this? Wolfs in egypt? :uhsure:
I don't know what that was really. For some reason when inuendo about my err self came up my first thought was to google male fertility god.
:innocent: :innocent:
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So what was that? .50 cal ammo or were ya just glad to see Shad? :couch:
he he... *bats eyelashes*.... hello!
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he he... *bats eyelashes*.... hello!
Heh, heh! Hey Baby!
Always works on "Toots"!
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Heh, heh! Hey Baby!
Always works on "Toots"!
Is 'toots' your girl? I just love that. After my grandma passed away, my grandpa started dating again and he would call his girlfriends... his "dolls".
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Is 'toots' your girl? I just love that. After my grandma passed away, my grandpa started dating again and he would call his girlfriends... his "dolls".
For those who don't know, "Toots" is my wife of 35 years! Feb 10th will be 36!!!! She is still the apple of my eye. Right behind my new "girls", my grand daughters, of course!
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This post is so totally worthless without pics. :evillaugh:
Some are more ornate than others! :evillaugh:
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For those who don't know, "Toots" is my wife of 35 years! Feb 10th will be 36!!!! She is still the apple of my eye. Right behind my new "girls", my grand daughters, of course!
Staying together is something not often practiced these days. Congratulations, you are a man most richly blessed!
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Some are more ornate than others! :evillaugh:
Sorry, I don't advertise my good forune. Don't need any competition! :-)
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LOL.... I thought fat booties looked better in thongs. It's either that or Vanity Fair granny panties.... :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn: :-)
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Staying together is something not often practiced these days. Congratulations, you are a man most richly blessed!
And if you don't believe that, just ask "Toots"!!!! :blowkiss:
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LOL.... I thought fat booties looked better in thongs. It's either that or Vanity Fair granny panties.... :popcorn:
Always reminds me of two hams fighting over dental floss! :-)
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Some are more ornate than others! :evillaugh:
Define...ornate...cause right now I'm picturing a Prince Albert :o :popcorn:
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Define...ornate...cause right now I'm picturing a Prince Albert :o :popcorn:
Go north young lady go north! :evillaugh:
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Go north young lady go north! :evillaugh:
:tongue:
As a side note, I never got the thongs thing. OK, I know the 'no line' rule for pants, but it just seems more practical to wear nothing in such situations. :uhsure:
My preference as this is a panties thread:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/franku/boycut-maximus-babes.jpg)
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:tongue:
As a side note, I never got the thongs thing. OK, I know the 'no line' rule for pants, but it just seems more practical to wear nothing in such situations. :uhsure:
My preference as this is a panties thread:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/franku/boycut-maximus-babes.jpg)
I agree! :evillaugh:
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I agree! :evillaugh:
On the preference? or nothing vs. thongs? :evillaugh:
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On the preference? or nothing vs. thongs? :evillaugh:
Nothing works for me! Some of us men folk prefer nothing as well! :evillaugh:
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Nothing works for me! Some of us men folk prefer nothing as well! :evillaugh:
And that's all some of us get. :rotf:
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Nothing works for me! Some of us men folk prefer nothing as well! :evillaugh:
The revelations of a lounge thread. :bow:
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On the preference? or nothing vs. thongs? :evillaugh:
To tell ya truth, I always enjoyed the panty line thing. You could tell if they were wearing bikinis or gorilla shorts! :old:
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And that's all some of us get. :rotf:
:lmao:
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for the girl who has everything and then some!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ECGAMT91L._AA280_.jpg)
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To tell ya truth, I always enjoyed the panty line thing. You could tell if they were wearing bikinis or gorilla shorts! :old:
:yeahthat:
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And that's all some of us get. :rotf:
HI 5!
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for the girl who has everything and then some!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ECGAMT91L._AA280_.jpg)
Wow. Those are kinda scary.
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Are my panty lines showing?
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4859/pantiepicdeom6.gif)
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for the girl who has everything and then some!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ECGAMT91L._AA280_.jpg)
Nothing kills a boner faster than those! :-)
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Are my panty lines showing?
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4859/pantiepicdeom6.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/panties.jpg)
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Wow. Those are kinda scary.
Yes, yes they are. :-)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/panties.jpg)
:rotf:
:rotf:
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Are my panty lines showing?
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4859/pantiepicdeom6.gif)
No your ass is! :-)
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No your ass is! :-)
Admit it, this thread was incomplete without obligatory panty pic.....ahhhhhhhh
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let me guess. you WANT to be transported to the shortbus? :-)
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let me guess. you WANT to be transported to the shortbus? :-)
maybe we should put up a pole and vote. :evillaugh:
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as deranged as it seems, I would allow it.
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as deranged as it seems, I would allow it.
you would allow what? :rotf:
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I am dying here. :evillaugh:
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maybe we should put up a pole and vote. :evillaugh:
I think most of the male posters already have the POLE!
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I think most of the male posters already have the POLE!
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/4559/dontlooknw3.jpg) (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Funny_Pictures_4313.jpg)
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I think most of the male posters already have the POLE!
If not, I'm happy to help WE along with this pic...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/funnypantie.jpg)
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Hey... I have those same cabinets.
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Hey... I have those same cabinets.
H5 worthy
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I think most of the male posters already have the POLE!
Just remember, someone may get hurt if a pole is posted. :evillaugh:
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If not, I'm happy to help WE along with this pic...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/funnypantie.jpg)
Whale tail! :evillaugh:
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Hey... I have those same cabinets.
Complete with neanderthal thong-wearing man? :evillaugh:
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maybe we should put up a pole and vote. :evillaugh:
For some reason I read this as "vault"! :lmao: Which considering the topic at hand was ridiculously funny to me!
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Complete with neanderthal thong-wearing man? :evillaugh:
I think the fixit guys here usually wear overalls.
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Complete with neanderthal thong-wearing man? :evillaugh:
:bwah:
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For some reason I read this as "vault"! :lmao: Which considering the topic at hand was ridiculously funny to me!
No way! I had the same thought when I wrote it. I am totally serious. I was going to remark, but thought people might think I was :mental:
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:bwah:
Heehee.... when you laff, I laff with you. :-)
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I don't like your avatar. it's lifeless.
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No way! I had the same thought when I wrote it. I am totally serious. I was going to remark, but thought people might think I was :mental:
Don't be silly. That would not be the reason why we think your :mental:
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No way! I had the same thought when I wrote it. I am totally serious. I was going to remark, but thought people might think I was :mental:
we all already know that you are :mental: , though
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I don't like your avatar. it's lifeless.
It is a good thing I don't live my life to try to please you! :evillaugh:
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Just remember, someone may get hurt if a pole is posted. :evillaugh:
I guess it would have to depend on where one posted their pole! :evillaugh:
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It is a good thing I don't live my life to try to please you! :evillaugh:
is that really a good thing?
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I guess it would have to depend on where one posted their pole! :evillaugh:
Hopefullly NOT in breaking news.
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Hopefullly NOT in breaking news.
not unless you had a photo!
:-)
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Hopefullly NOT in breaking news.
Or The dumpster! :-)
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not unless you had a photo!
:-)
ouch!
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Or The dumpster! :-)
:evillaugh:
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Hey... sometimes you just have to risk injury... for such a sweet reward!
That's the spirit! :evillaugh:
So what tricks do you do? :popcorn:
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:evillaugh:
You have no idea how close I came to removing the S and T from that word! :-)
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It is a good thing I don't live my life to try to please you! :evillaugh:
Good Girl!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/big_panties1.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/big_panties1.jpg)
I can't wait till jty sees those. :rotf:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/big_panties1.jpg)
For some reason I have the AC-DC song "Whole lotta Rosie" running through my head now. :-)
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For some reason I have the AC-DC song "Whole lotta Rosie" running through my head now. :-)
Big Bottom, She's Gottem.... wasn't that Spinal Tap?
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Good Girl!
and so misunderstood.
Hi 5 babe!
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Big Bottom, She's Gottem.... wasn't that Spinal Tap?
I tend to lean toward: "I've Got Big Balls" by AC/DC.....
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Big Bottom, She's Gottem.... wasn't that Spinal Tap?
The lyrics are awesome! :rotf:
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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I tend to lean toward: "I've Got Big Balls" by AC/DC.....
ha ha ha ha!!!!
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4[/youtube]
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Oh my goodness, I know who those undies belong too!
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Crazy%20People/fat_ass.jpg)
Oh good Lord...... :evillaugh:
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and you thought that this would be OK?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4[/youtube]
:rotf:
Queen could sure sing about that which they probably never experienced.
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and you thought that this would be OK?
Good grief.... it's a fat ass! Not the end of the world. :evillaugh:
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Queen could sure sing about that which they probably never experienced.
Would not shock me if Freddie went both ways for a while. Kinda like this bizarro world thread, lol.
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You have to love Queen, albeit... well... not in that way :thatsright: :lmao:
You should hear me and my brother sing Bohemian Rhapsody.... it's good for a few laughs.... :-)
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well, I think we are done here.
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I'm from the Nuttier than a Fruitcake State I just didn't know, was that wrong? Shouldn't I have done that?
Sigh... thanks for letting me know, so I'm aware next time :cheersmate: :uhsure:
You are kidding, that was from MN? Wait, you're right, I can see Al Franken's image in the crack. :evillaugh:
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Would not shock me if Freddie went both ways for a while. Kinda like this bizarro world thread, lol.
there is nothing wrong with this thread sir! :lmao:
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well, I think we are done here.
oh for crying out loud, move it to the short bus if you must.
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You should hear me and my brother sing Bohemian Rhapsody.... it's good for a few laughs.... :-)
I see YouTube stardom in the works.
Happy to donate to the effort fwiw
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I see YouTube stardom in the works.
Happy to donate to the effort fwiw
It's funny to us.... of course so are arm farts. What can I say? I am half Polish. :-)
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oh karaoke night for our Midwest meetup
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oh karaoke night for our Midwest meetup
Midwest meetup?
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Midwest meetup?
It never materialized.... but we should shoot for it again
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You didn't hear about the party in my pants?
Sorry for the Anchor Guy quote...
Now I don't know if I should watch that movie or not. (??) :p
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You didn't hear about the party in my pants?
Sorry for the Anchor Guy quote...
Oh I thought maybe you were the owner of the panties upstream. :evillaugh:
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I can't wait till jty sees those. :rotf:
OMGoodness...The naked kids in Africa that one pair could clothe. :o
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Oh I thought maybe you were the owner of the panties upstream. :evillaugh:
The only way those panties get upstream is when they are used for a sail. :bump:
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:o :lmao: :rotf: H5 :lmao:
Keeping the thread alive, my friend. :cheersmate:
I need a new avatar..hmmm..where's Schade when I need her. :p
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You're an amazing woman :cheersmate:
Don't I know it. :-) :p
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Keeping the thread alive, my friend. :cheersmate:
I need a new avatar..hmmm..where's Schade when I need her. :p
Slumbering of course. :naughty:
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So, I guess this THREAD got moved.It stopped in mid stream. Damn, I miss all the excitment!!!!!!!
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So, I guess this THREAD got moved.It stopped in mid stream. Damn, I miss all the excitment!!!!!!!
I think it was fueled by alcohol. :evillaugh:
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Oh, well maybe next time. :uhsure:
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I think it was fueled by alcohol. :evillaugh:
If there was no booze, the internet would be a very boring place.
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Oh, well maybe next time. :uhsure:
Next time we will start with food panties. That's bound to get something going.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/foodpanties.jpg)
;)
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If there was no booze, the internet would be a very boring place.
H5 worthy just for it's intrinsic truth.
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What's good for the goose is good for the ....
(http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/misc/borat7.jpg)
You gave the thong I gave to you to BORAT-----you damn repackager !!! :bird:
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You gave the thong I gave to you to BORAT-----you damn repackager !!! :bird:
It fits him better, my package is too big. :evillaugh:
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It fits him better, my package is too big. :evillaugh:
You mean "packages" ? :lmao:
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You mean "packages" ? :lmao:
Yes, you are indeed correct, depending on how you look at it. :-)
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Yes, you are indeed correct, depending on how you look at it. :-)
well I just gawk . even ogling is too tame ::)
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No touch in the champagne room huh :thatsright:
I've always thought that rule was so wrong----entrapment all the way.
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So what was that? .50 cal ammo or were ya just glad to see Shad? :couch:
Isn't everyone glad to see her?
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Does that rule actually exist? Could it be an urban myth? A modern marvel to caress...
Obviously we have no other choice, but to hire a party bus, and take a group field trip :cheersmate:
Next CC meet up location? Jail. :0