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Title: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: asdf2231 on December 05, 2008, 08:27:51 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4589644

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cat_girl25  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-04-08 10:01 PM
Original message
Whittaker's Christmas Tree Farm in Crockett/Grapeland, Texas are not selling trees to Blacks
 Advertisements [?]Some White republicans are still po'ed. My guess is because we will have a Black president soon. What do you think?

A friend of mine (who is Black) went to purchase a tree every year for the last 16...yes...16 years at this christmas tree farm. When she drove up, parked and walked up the hill to choose which tree she wanted, the young man told her that he wouldn't cut the tree for her. So she was walking back to her car and saw that two or three others that were after her were getting trees. They were White, by the way. He cut their tree. So she figure she would go and have a talk to the owner. She explained to the owner what happened and what the young man told her. The owner said basically in so many words that they were not selling trees to Blacks.  :whatever: I don't know why my friend didn't ask why but she didn't. She said she was so damn mad, she couldn't think straight. So the next day she called her local radio station and told them the weird news. The DJ didn't want to talk about that. He said we have no control over their business and when she started giving more info, they hung up on her.

I know there is nothing she can do about this situation but I told her I would tell everyone I know what happened at WHITTAKER'S CHRISTMAS TREE FARM IN CROCKETT,TEXAS right at the border of GRAPELAND, TEXAS.
 

There follows a lot of idiot blathering including the suggestion that they find a whole busload of Black Gay Jesuits and truck them down there for a Big Black Gay Jesuit sit in. Seriously.

Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2008, 08:38:49 AM
"... a Big Black Gay Jesuit sit in..."

 :rotf:

They like to start these types of threads from time to time I've noticed.  I've concluded it gives them the opportunity to say these words they would normally say but know that they can't without some type of cover.  These threads are their cover.

Here's another thread over there:

Quote from:
Poll question: Is it okay to use the N word and the F word (faggot) if it's done in a playful/non-hateful manner?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4589593&mesg_id=4589593

Whole thread is full of them either using the words or walking right up to the edge of wanting to say them.

Man, they're racists and bigots of the highest degree.

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Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2008, 08:40:56 AM
"Well, ma'am, if Obama promised you a free Christmas tree, you need to call him. We are 'selling' ours."
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 05, 2008, 08:50:05 AM
Yep, not seeing anything remotely close to the story here (http://www.ktre.com/global/Category.asp?c=7851)

Another lie from the lie factory known as "DU".

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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-04-08 10:14 PM
Response to Original message
17. Two places that I hope I NEVER have the displeasure to live in......
 Texas and Florida.

Those two states are TRULY the "armpit of America".

Corrupt, evil, racist, "bad-to-the-bone"...ICK!!!!!

Don't leave out that solid red state Oklahoma, DUmmy.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2008, 08:50:17 AM
Quote from:
ColbertWatcher

39. I'll suggest to you what i suggest to everyone: mock the hell out of them!  

I found this about them on the Texas State Department of Agriculture:

Farm: Whitaker Christmas Tree Farm
Owner(s): Jerry Whitaker
Day(s) open: Open daily, 8:30 am to dark.
Address: Rt. 2, Box 63A
City: Grapeland State: Texas Zip: 75844
Phone: (936) 687-4699
E-mail: whit989@lcc.net
Species: Leyland Pine
Directions: Call for directions.

(Seems like the state of Texas recommends them!)

So, I started a truthiness page for them that you are welcome to add to

http://www.wikiality.com/Whittaker%27s_Christmas_Tree_Farm

Pictures and youtube videos can be added to the page, just make sure you register (it's free) so no one can see your IP address.

Have fun!

This primitive isn't really worth the time of day, but if you have some spare time and want to take it to goof off on this DUmp monkey's wikiality silliness, here's the post.

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Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Tantal on December 05, 2008, 11:20:54 AM
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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-04-08 10:14 PM
Response to Original message
17. Texas and Florida

Those two states are TRULY the "armpit of America".

.....Sure, DUmmie. That's why people and businesses are flocking here, we have no housing crisis, unemployment remains low, and the economy of the Dallas/Fort Worth is still growing while Governors of your communist shithole utopia-of-the-workers-and-peasants states are begging Uncle Sugar for a handout. Where's Uncle Sugar going to get that money? Oh yeah, the Red States.......that are actually producing something other than dirty bong water, venereal disease, and illegitimate children. :bird:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: jinxmchue on December 05, 2008, 03:06:51 PM
Anyone want to contact the owner and let him know his business is being maliciously libeled on the DUmp?
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
Anyone want to contact the owner and let him know his business is being maliciously libeled on the DUmp?

Don't stir up the shit........the DUmmies will boycott him........ :rotf:

Like they were going to buy a tree anyway........... :rotf:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: LC EFA on December 05, 2008, 04:49:53 PM
Don't stir up the shit........the DUmmies will boycott him........ :rotf:

Like they were going to buy a tree anyway........... :rotf:

Yeah , buying a Christmas tree is MURDER !!!

End Tree torture NOW !

D.U.A.C !! BOYCOTT !!

</du>
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2008, 04:53:54 PM
Quote from:
Old Crusoe
 
63. President Obama should take his family there and attempt to purchase a Christmas tree.

It might be interesting to see if the staff turns him, Michelle, and the younguns away on racial grounds.

 :mental:

Il Duce could buy half a tree.  Not sure the rest of the family should get one.  :p

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Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 05, 2008, 07:33:40 PM
Anyone want to contact the owner and let him know his business is being maliciously libeled on the DUmp?

This is absolute BuullShit!

Even some of the Aryans I have come in contact with over the years, would never, ever, use this kind of language!

I repeat, BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2008, 11:11:42 AM
Kinda hard to believe.  You'd think that even if the guy really had a boner for Blacks, he would've just charged cat-girl's friend a really "Special" price rather than refuse service.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 06, 2008, 06:47:35 PM
It appears that CatGirl goes by the handle Cajun24 on another board and they're calling BS on the story.

Another board thread here (http://www.city-data.com/forum/texas/507193-whitakers-christmas-tree-farm-grapeland-texas.html)

Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Eupher on December 06, 2008, 06:51:22 PM
Not to hijack the thread at all, but I've been meaning to ask for some time now -

Just what is a "bouncy?"

If it's just another ridiculous thread over at DU (pretty commonplace, seems like), aren't most DU threads "bouncies?"

Just curious, bein' relatively new and all......
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: dutch508 on December 06, 2008, 06:57:34 PM
Not to hijack the thread at all, but I've been meaning to ask for some time now -

Just what is a "bouncy?"

If it's just another ridiculous thread over at DU (pretty commonplace, seems like), aren't most DU threads "bouncies?"

Just curious, bein' relatively new and all......


******* newbee.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 06, 2008, 07:01:32 PM
Not to hijack the thread at all, but I've been meaning to ask for some time now -

Just what is a "bouncy?"

If it's just another ridiculous thread over at DU (pretty commonplace, seems like), aren't most DU threads "bouncies?"

Just curious, bein' relatively new and all......


Definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale)
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Eupher on December 06, 2008, 07:08:15 PM
Definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale)

Thank you kindly!

As I suspected, aren't most threads over at DU considered to be bouncies? The amount of cross-posting here seems to illustrate that.....
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2008, 07:43:11 PM
So, I was at the Christmas tree lot today. Black dentist bought the biggest tree they had. No denial of service, no rude words, no conversions, no cops were involved and no liberals were harmed or offended in anyway........what's gone wrong with this world...... :rotf:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Chris on December 07, 2008, 12:25:35 PM
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/4032/rs036ly9.jpg)

lmao...
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: crockspot on December 08, 2008, 10:53:38 AM
Not to hijack the thread at all, but I've been meaning to ask for some time now -

Just what is a "bouncy?"

If it's just another ridiculous thread over at DU (pretty commonplace, seems like), aren't most DU threads "bouncies?"

Just curious, bein' relatively new and all......


Here you go. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale)
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: lastparker on December 08, 2008, 01:32:11 PM
Yeah , buying a Christmas tree is MURDER !!!

End Tree torture NOW !

D.U.A.C !! BOYCOTT !!

</du>


Not to mention that the "Xmas" tree (so many of them can't bring themselves to type out "Christ") is a symbol of the mythical, magic baby they all loathe so.  Why even want one?
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: asdf2231 on December 08, 2008, 01:58:55 PM
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Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: franksolich on September 28, 2012, 09:43:54 AM
Oh my.

Lurking primitives looking for fodder.

Not much, if any, here, alas for the primitives.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Karin on September 28, 2012, 12:16:12 PM
It was scrubbed on the other board that Scubaguy mentioned, as well.  Why on earth is someone seeking out this thread?  It was embarrassingly stupid story, as implausible as the rest of them.  Why do they think these things are such a good idea?  In this case it could have resulted in actionable libel/slander. 
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Gina on September 28, 2012, 12:43:44 PM
They need to BS the OP.  This was a 100% false story and the OP should be embarrassed.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Skul on September 28, 2012, 01:07:53 PM
I see coach is chumming the waters for DUmmie suckers.
Had any bites yet, coach?
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: franksolich on September 28, 2012, 02:23:18 PM
I see coach is chumming the waters for DUmmie suckers.
Had any bites yet, coach?

Just the usual.

I check what people are reading (just as anyone else here can), and much to my disappointment, the sparkling old dude hasn't yet seen the tribute I wrote to him, unless he was here when I was not.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: vesta111 on September 28, 2012, 02:31:01 PM
I see coach is chumming the waters for DUmmie suckers.
Had any bites yet, coach?

This in Not a Bouncy, I was there and saw it all with my own lying eyes.

This woman comes in and tells the worker she wants a $25.00 tree so he takes her to that section.   The woman sees nothing she likes and points at a tree in the $50.00 section and says she wants that tree for $25.00.  

The worker says this is not possible, he will chop a tree for her in the $25.00 section but will not cut down a more expensive tree for her.   The woman gets all upset as the worker goes off to tend to other customers.       She walks past me and looks me in the eye and says, this place is RACEST.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Conservative_Sangfroid on September 28, 2012, 05:08:27 PM
hrrrumph

These people run Hollywood and they can't come up with a better lie.

If my "black" friend told me this story I would hound the hell out of him/her until I had every detail.

I would ask questions like, how did the person say this to you, not "in so many words".

THEN, if that was true I wouldn't go to a radio station days later, I would immediately go to the Tree Farm and confront the person.

Of course, my "black" friend wouldn't be a race-baiting piece of poopie.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2019, 08:31:24 AM
One of the classics from when conservativecave was new.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: DUmpDiver on December 25, 2019, 10:24:19 PM
Not buying it.  The DUmmie forgot the Trump bumper sticker on the owner's pickup.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Maverick1987 on December 26, 2019, 12:47:20 AM
One of the classics from when conservativecave was new.

 :clap:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2021, 10:53:09 AM
A classic from the first Christmas conservativecave was online.
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 29, 2021, 01:46:12 PM
A classic from the first Christmas conservativecave was online.

Wow, kind of forgotten about that golden oldie. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A big negro Christmas tree bouncy...
Post by: enslaved1 on November 30, 2021, 10:43:21 AM
An irregularly celebrated anniversary?   :-)

Curiosity killed the cat, a little DDG indicates the business is not up anymore, but, the story did make it to reddit, via a blog that quoted the DUmp thread.  Maybe reddit was a bit saner that far back, there were only a few responses, and a couple of them called  :bs:  There's a Fandom page, interestingly enough, but it's blank. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7hu5m/whitaker_christmas_tree_farm_in_crockettgrapeland/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7hu5m/whitaker_christmas_tree_farm_in_crockettgrapeland/) 
https://wikiality.fandom.com/wiki/Whitaker%27s_Christmas_Tree_Farm (https://wikiality.fandom.com/wiki/Whitaker%27s_Christmas_Tree_Farm)