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Title: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
I nominate Madison's Very Own Imran Khan, late of Bollywood fame for wearing this T-shirt when not far from where he was, actual terrorists were preforming actual acts of terrorism.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/bushterrorist.jpg)

Madison WI is fast becoming the Douchebag capital of the world out pacing Berkeley, New York City,  Seattle, Paris France, and Brussels Belgium combined.  So proud are Madisonians of this fact there is lobbying afoot to change the state animal from badger to douche.  Don't even try to point out that the douche isn't an animal.  Nobody here can hear you.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: asdf2231 on December 03, 2008, 08:08:15 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!

Duke I live 15 miles east of Madison and there are some nights when I can feel the stupid from there trying to suck in IQ from the surrounding areas! :-)

Where do you hail from?
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 03, 2008, 08:13:30 PM
I second your nomination! There's not a bigger douchebag that I can think of.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!

Duke I live 15 miles east of Madison and there are some nights when I can feel the stupid from there trying to suck in IQ from the surrounding areas! :-)

Where do you hail from?
I'm originally from Oak Creek but I have lived in Doucheville for the last 15 years or so.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 08:40:43 PM
I happily? can't say I know who he is nor did I hear of this incident... but the douche must be strong in that one to do that!  Wow... epic douche'ness  :fuelfire:
You can see video about this story here:

Red Eye Imran Khan story (http://www.foxnews.com/video-search/m/21551968/on_the_defensive.htm?q=on+the+defensive)
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 08:42:16 PM
I second your nomination! There's not a bigger douchebag that I can think of.
That one chick who did the impeachment ornament for McDerment seems like she could be a distant second.  But for my money you are right.  No bigger douche than Imran Khan.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 03, 2008, 08:44:03 PM
I never heard of him until now...but I concur...he get's the big prize!   :loser:
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: ReardenSteel on December 03, 2008, 09:28:40 PM
Well I agree with the OP for the most part but did that guy earn it for the whole year? His douchebagery is undeniable for sure. Still, if we are nominating...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/AlFrank.jpg)

...this guy is a Douchebag of the highest order.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 10:24:02 PM
Well I agree with the OP for the most part but did that guy earn it for the whole year? His douchebagery is undeniable for sure. Still, if we are nominating...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/AlFrank.jpg)

...this guy is a Douchebag of the highest order.  :evillaugh:
You know, if he was running against a RINO, I would love to see him win a Senate seat.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Thor on December 03, 2008, 10:25:48 PM
You know, if he was running against a RINO, I would love to see him win a Senate seat.

Norm Coleman IS a RINO......... but still....... a f'n idiot comedian ?? Nuh uh....
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 03, 2008, 10:51:37 PM
Norm Coleman IS a RINO......... but still....... a f'n idiot comedian ?? Nuh uh....
Oh, well then, too bad the douchebag didn't win.  I think Al Frankin as a Democrat Senator would have a very hard time comporting himself with civility and decorum and he's high profile enough that it could be good for Republicans the same way Michael Moore was good for Republicans.

It's sort of like with the market, until the market actually finds the true bottom, all the bailouts will just prolong the inevitable. 

On the other hand, once they get entrenched it's hard to get rid of them so maybe there are no magic bullets. 

But I'd like it if there were at least one.
Title: Re: Douchebag of the year nominations
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 03, 2008, 11:04:06 PM
Oh, well then, too bad the douchebag didn't win.  I think Al Frankin as a Democrat Senator would have a very hard time comporting himself with civility and decorum and he's high profile enough that it could be good for Republicans the same way Michael Moore was good for Republicans.

It's sort of like with the market, until the market actually finds the true bottom, all the bailouts will just prolong the inevitable. 

On the other hand, once they get entrenched it's hard to get rid of them so maybe there are no magic bullets. 

But I'd like it if there were at least one.

As much as it pains me to have a sleaze like that represent our state, I definitely can appreciate what you are saying. Sometimes you have to find that bottom, in order to rise back up.

On the whole recount till you win note, I wrote a post elsewhere hoping that if Franken wins on a recount, that he wins by a landslide. And by doing so, cast doubt in every voter's mind about the validity of our elections. Maybe then we will have meaningful election reform and get rid of crap like multilingual ballots, voting without ID, same day registration... and so forth.