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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
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Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run.
Cape Coral police arrested 27-year-old Joshua James Fagan last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median. When officers stopped the truck, Fagan told them he was teaching his son to drive.
Officers say the father's speech was slurred, his breath smelled of alcohol and he unable to stand without swaying. Police say an open case of Budweiser beer was in the backseat.
Fagan was charged with cruelty toward a child and allowing an unlicensed minor to drive. He was released from jail on $2,000 bond. Fagan did not return a phone call seeking comment.
A spokeswoman with the Department of Children and Families says the agency is investigating.
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,460913,00.html)
If there was ever a more appropriate use of this smilie, I don't know what it would be:
:beer:
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Woo-hoo, my hometown for five years ('88-'93) makes the national news again.
Only other time I can remember is the "giant lizard terrorizes town" story in the Weekly World News.
Seriously, it was a big monitor lizard in someone's garage, scared the sh*t out of the cops and firemen who responded to the call.
A novelty at the time, but now the whole place is overrun with 'em.
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Couldn't the guy find a DD at least 7 years older and could see ABOVE the steering wheel? lol
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Woo-hoo, my hometown for five years ('88-'93) makes the national news again.
Only other time I can remember is the "giant lizard terrorizes town" story in the Weekly World News.
Seriously, it was a big monitor lizard in someone's garage, scared the sh*t out of the cops and firemen who responded to the call.
A novelty at the time, but now the whole place is overrun with 'em.
It was a sad day when WWN folded. I still worry about the bat boy -- who is watching out for him now that WWN is gone? Is he getting enough fiber?
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It was a sad day when WWN folded. I still worry about the bat boy -- who is watching out for him now that WWN is gone? Is he getting enough fiber?
Not to worry, WWN lives on, online and the BatBoy is still around.
BALTIMORE, MD - Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.
In the usual shopping center custom, the White Marsh Mall in Baltimore started their month-long Santa Claus residence. Part of America’s Christmas tradition includes children being brought to malls to sit on Santa’s knee and list off their requested items.
A lull in the line occurred when the children heard Best Buy had just received a shipment of Rock Band 2. Bat Boy, hiding in the cover of the giant Christmas tree, saw his one chance and took it. He scurried up to Santa, shrieking with excitement, and tried to hand over his guano-covered list.
Seeing only a blur of big pointy ears and sharp teeth, the mall Santa took off at high-speed, making it to the food court before tripping over his baggy red pants and crashing head first into the Cinnabon stand.
Weekly World News retrieved Bat Boy’s list, which consisted only of crudely-drawn pictures, including:
Nerf gun
Mario Kart Wii
Complete ‘The Naked Brothers Band’ DVD set
‘Wall-E’ sleeping bag
WWN (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/bat-boy-scares-mall-santa/)
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Not to worry, WWN lives on, online and the BatBoy is still around.WWN (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/bat-boy-scares-mall-santa/)
*whew* Good to see the little tyke is doing well.