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Title: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2008, 07:07:43 AM
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Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

INDIANTOWN - Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

Ford ran outside the rear door of the residence when the woman's three teenagers went into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was and saw their mom with pie on her face, according to the report.

After deputies arrived, the victim was transported to Martin Memorial Hospital South to treat the burns and blisters on her neck from the hot pie, according to the report.

Later that night deputies found and arrested Ford. He was charged with domestic battery and was released on a $5,000 on Friday, said Rhonda Irons, the Martin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson.

Yup, it's in FLORIDA (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-1202potatopie,0,5837005.story)   :mental:
Title: Re: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2008, 07:21:39 AM
When sweet potato pie is outlawed, only outlaws will have sweet potato pie.

The government must do something about sweet potato pies.
Title: Re: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2008, 07:22:41 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2008, 07:21:39 AM
When sweet potato pie is outlawed, only outlaws will have sweet potato pie.

The government must do something about sweet potato pies.

Pie registration
3 day waiting period for pie purchase.
etc.
 :-)
Title: Re: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2008, 07:30:06 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on December 03, 2008, 07:22:41 AM
Pie registration
3 day waiting period for pie purchase.
etc.
 :-)

Longer waiting period and must have a license if it comes equipped with marshmellows and custard. :-)
Title: Re: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: Splashdown on December 03, 2008, 09:59:53 AM
Idiot.

Dump the girl.

Keep the pie.
Title: Re: Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie
Post by: Thor on December 03, 2008, 10:14:14 AM
I think we should tax sweet potatoes an extra 500% and ban all HOT pies......