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Title: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: asdf2231 on December 02, 2008, 02:17:07 PM: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3106520.html

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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

:rotf:

I'd have thought she would call animal control myself.
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Wineslob on December 02, 2008, 02:51:21 PM: Makes you wonder just how much "love" the old boy had considering "it" scared the crap out of his wife! :rotf:
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2008, 03:14:36 PM: Quote from: BadCat on December 02, 2008, 02:57:01 PM
A priapism is a terrible thing to waste.

Yeah............can I have his leftovers?
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 02, 2008, 03:58:47 PM: I'd be upset if I had an 82 year old hangdown flyin' at me, that's for sure. lol
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2008, 03:59:49 PM: Assault with a Dinky Weapon?
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Wineslob on December 02, 2008, 04:38:32 PM: "If you use the word "hangdown"..........you might be a redneck." :lmao: :rotf:

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Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 02, 2008, 04:43:38 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on December 02, 2008, 04:38:32 PM
"If you use the word "hangdown"..........you might be a redneck." :lmao: :rotf:

:tongue:

Man way to ruin the moment. lol
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2008, 07:45:33 PM: Assault with a dead weapon?
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Randy on December 02, 2008, 08:58:29 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on December 02, 2008, 07:45:33 PM
Assault with a dead weapon?

Sounds more like a reanimated AKA Zombie weapon :-)
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: MarshallLaw on December 03, 2008, 11:19:24 AM: Quote from: Vonne on December 02, 2008, 09:56:17 PM
That could easily be misread... quite disturbingly... :o

It was.
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: Tucker on December 03, 2008, 11:46:52 AM: Rigor mortis was setting in. :-)
Title: Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 03, 2008, 02:01:00 PM: Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 02, 2008, 03:58:47 PM
I'd be upset if I had an 82 year old hangdown flyin' at me, that's for sure. lol

Yeh, I don' think it was exactly hangin' down, seems that was the problem. Maybe she forgot what it looked like since the last time it was starin' at her.

:-)