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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on December 01, 2008, 07:36:48 PM
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It's hard to believe you were only 29 years old when I first groped you at a dive bar in TX.
Welcome to adulthood! :cheersmate:
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And he is such a tease, he is going to leave my butt hanging in this thread all by my lonesome. :evillaugh:
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I won't leave your butt hanging..or my own...squat, squat, squat :evillaugh:
Come on, PB...your bday thread would not be the same without you and your...presence....presents? :popcorn: :-)
All that to say, Happy Birthday!
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I won't leave your butt hanging..or my own...squat, squat, squat :evillaugh:
Come on, PB...your bday thread would not be the same without you and your...presence....presents? :popcorn: :-)
All that to say, Happy Birthday!
Change your avatar girl.... your beard is showing! :rotf:
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Change your avatar girl.... your beard is showing! :rotf:
I am getting sick of it..I just haven't found anything I really care for. :p
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Squat squat squat.... lol... dying here. :cheersmate:
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I am getting sick of it..I just haven't found anything I really care for. :p
There's something just wrong with that pic...lol...Can't put my finger on it though...Maybe because I keep picturing her upside down? :-)
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There's something just wrong with that pic...lol...Can't put my finger on it though...Maybe because I keep picturing her upside down? :-)
Oh my! All the women in this thread and where praytell is PB? :thatsright:
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Schade is hosting a thread and the guest of honor is AWOL, along with most of the other guys. Surely, this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
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He will pay thundley... they always do. :evillaugh:
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There's something just wrong with that pic...lol...Can't put my finger on it though...Maybe because I keep picturing her upside down? :-)
I like it. That's the response I usually get, at any rate. :-)
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It's hard to believe you were only 29 years old when I first groped you at a dive bar in TX.
Welcome to adulthood! :cheersmate:
Thanks, sweetheart.
It's hard to believe I was only 29 when I first groped YOU at a dive bar in TX!
Now, may we finally commence with the great sex we promised to give each other????
;)
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Thanks, sweetheart.
It's hard to believe I was only 29 when I first groped YOU at a dive bar in TX!
Now, may we finally commence with the great sex we promised to give each other????
;)
Heavens, not until you shave!
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Heavens, not until you shave!
Shave what?
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Shave what?
Vonne says it makes it look bigger. :popcorn:
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Vonne says it makes it look bigger. :popcorn:
You already know my "size"...;)
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Happy Birthday PB!
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Happy Birthday PB!
Thx, BEG.
A week late, albeit...;)
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Thx, BEG.
A week late, albeit...;)
Yeah I have been a little self-centered lately, sorry. ;)
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Yeah I have been a little self-centered lately, sorry. ;)
It is your right to redirect the spotlight from time to time.
It's not about looks, it's about attitude.
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Happy belated Birthday! :cheersmate:
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Happy belated Birthday! :cheersmate:
Thank you, Mia.
:cheersmate:
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You already know my "size"...;)
Yes, so I have been told by you! :lmao: :evillaugh:
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Happy birthday, belated cheers :cheersmate:
Shh... that was supposed to be my secret... :thatsright:
What is it with me and the guys under 30? I swear I want to tweak you. :-)
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Happy birthday, belated cheers :cheersmate:
Shh... that was supposed to be my secret... :thatsright:
Thank you, Vonne...:)
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Yes, so I have been told by you! :lmao: :evillaugh:
I am beyond putting a banana in my pants.
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I'm not even sure what tweaking is... but I'm slightly... :uhsure:
Just slightly? I must be losing my skillz. :-)
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What is it with me and the guys under 30? I swear I want to tweak you. :-)
I have been aged out of that club.
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I have been aged out of that club.
I have better things in store for the over 30 crowd. :cheersmate:
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Politicalbeast you'd be glad to know, I've met someone that's actually taller than you. He's 7'2" :o :o :o
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Politicalbeast you'd be glad to know, I've met someone that's actually taller than you. He's 7'2" :o :o :o
Do I know you?
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I have better things in store for the over 30 crowd. :cheersmate:
Pictionary?
Twister?
Duck Duck Goose?
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Pictionary?
Twister?
Duck Duck Goose?
You, my dear, are entering into the wildest years of your life. Your frat boy days will seem lame in comparison.
Pictionary and Twister were NEVER so good. And....Duck Duck Goose brings it to a whole 'nother level! :evillaugh:
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Doctor?
She has already been my massage therapist.
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Doctor?
No, but I play one on the internet. Let me have a look. :lmao:
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You, my dear, are entering into the wildest years of your life. Your frat boy days will seem lame in comparison.
Pictionary and Twister were NEVER so good. And....Duck Duck Goose brings it to a whole 'nother level! :evillaugh:
What is required of me?
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Do I know you?
Are you being silly? That's "red". :hammer: :lmao:
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Are you being silly? That's "red". :hammer: :lmao:
Miss Red?
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What is required of me?
A pencil and your thinking cap.
Oh hell, I can't play the straight man tonight. :p
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A pencil and your thinking cap.
Oh hell, I can't play the straight man tonight. :p
Did you just call me gay?
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Did you just call me gay?
I'm so glad you came. I thought I would have to hold this up all by myself. :uhsure:
No, you are definitely not gay.
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OMG.... this is not cool, PB is entering puberty and Schade is suffering from a peri-menopausal hot flash. :evillaugh:
I am totally serious, I just broke out into a cold sweat. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I'm so glad you came. I thought I would have to hold this up all by myself. :uhsure:
No, you are definitely not gay.
I certainly can not hold up a tent on my own.
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I certainly can not hold up a tent on my own.
Oh, if I must. :uhsure:
Look at the post above this one, lol...... this is some crazy stuff. :old:
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OMG.... this is not cool, PB is entering puberty and Schade is suffering from a peri-menopausal hot flash. :evillaugh:
I am totally serious, I just broke out into a cold sweat. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
You had your chance.
We can blame BEG for constructing an unofficial barrier, though: "I have to go. Now do NOT have sex!"
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Oh, if I must. :uhsure:
Look at the post above this one, lol...... this is some crazy stuff. :old:
If they only knew the extent....
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You had your chance.
We can blame BEG for constructing an unofficial barrier, though: "I have to go. Now do NOT have sex!"
BEG BEG BEG. :lmao:
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I tried that with her once... er... well... tried playing spa time... Scoured the girlie stores for lavender bath bubbles. Perused the florists, picking up dozens of roses. Swung by a candle shoppe. Rushed back to make an incredible, luxurious, warm bubble bath. Picked the petals off of the roses, blanketing the bubbles with their petals. Lit candles, flickering all around. A tray of Godiva sitting nearby, along with a bottle of chardonay... and a smile... sigh...
Her three cocker spaniels loved it, those dogs are simply spoiled I tell you!!!
noooooooo!!!!!! You had me at 'bubbles'. Those damn cockers! Scram..... :evillaugh:
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I tried that with her once... er... well... tried playing spa time... Scoured the girlie stores for lavender bath bubbles. Perused the florists, picking up dozens of roses. Swung by a candle shoppe. Rushed back to make an incredible, luxurious, warm bubble bath. Picked the petals off of the roses, blanketing the bubbles with their petals. Lit candles, flickering all around. A tray of Godiva sitting nearby, along with a bottle of chardonay... and a smile... sigh...
Her three cocker spaniels loved it, those dogs are simply spoiled I tell you!!!
We pondered that.
Bath and Bodyworks is unfortunately closed at 2am, though.
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noooooooo!!!!!! You had me at 'bubbles'. Those damn cockers! Scram..... :evillaugh:
I prefer bath beads.
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Ok, good night mr. bath beads!
I need my beauty sleep and at my age, that's a lot of sleep. :-)
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Ok, good night mr. bath beads!
I need my beauty sleep and at my age, that's a lot of sleep. :-)
"At my age"?? Oh, please.
Post a photo of your sphincter, please.
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"At my age"?? Oh, please.
Post a photo of your sphincter, please.
Oh that's just nasty.
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Oh that's just nasty.
My apologies.
I was referring to your butt.
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My apologies.
I was referring to your butt.
Like Undies always says, there is a fine line between a sphincter and your buttocks. :lmao:
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Like Undies always says, there is a fine line between a sphincter and your buttocks. :lmao:
I demand a photo of your butt.
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I demand a photo of your butt.
You're going to have to learn the hard way that just because you are 30 years old, you don't automatically get what you want... in fact it is quite the opposite. I hate to have to break it to you, but it downright sucks most days. :bawl:
:evillaugh: Welcome to adulthood!
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Oh and never keep Schade waiting.... :evillaugh:
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You're going to have to learn the hard way that just because you are 30 years old, you don't automatically get what you want... in fact it is quite the opposite. I hate to have to break it to you, but it downright sucks most days. :bawl:
:evillaugh: Welcome to adulthood!
Of course, I have several of your butt photos already saved on my desktop....