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Title: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2008, 06:42:48 PM

In honor of recent announcements, here are some dos and don'ts.
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3183/smilebabyjo4.jpg)

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7650/nursingbabyew5.jpg)

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4078/nosebabyey3.jpg)

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2008, 06:44:33 PM

(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7500/shopbabyhg8.jpg)

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6195/wakebabykn9.jpg)

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2008, 06:47:06 PM

And for the Lady of the house, here is a helpful hint from the 50's.
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6792/coffeedm2711468x416fx4.jpg)
Believe it, this is an actual add from the non-PC 50's. (I'm surprised more women didn't murder their husbands back then...)

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: mamacags on December 01, 2008, 06:52:35 PM

I am more than sure a lot of heart attacks back then were actually poisonings or suffocations. :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 06:57:04 PM

Why?  That is the things are suppose to be.  

The world didn't get screwed up until it was forced to accept women as the same as men.  That is against God's design.

God designed the sexes to be complimentray to each other.  The Man was always suppose to rule.  Womon was always suppose to follow outside the home.

That's the way it is designed.  The man rules the world with logic.  The woman softens her home with her emotions.

The fact we must now pretend emotions trump logic is the downfall of civilization.  

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2008, 06:59:53 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 06:57:04 PM

Why?  That is the things are suppose to be.  

The world didn't get screwed up until it was forced to accept women as the same as men.  That is against God's design.

God designed the sexes to be complimentray to each other.  The Man was always suppose to rule.  Womon was always suppose to follow outside the home.

That's the way it is designed.  The man rules the world with logic.  The woman softens her home with her emotions.

The fact we must now pretend emotions trump logic is the downfall of civilization.  

I think you mean "the woman rules the home with her sex thing."

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 07:01:58 PM

Quote from: freedumb2003 on December 01, 2008, 06:59:53 PM

I think you mean "the woman rules the home with her sex thing."

Anyone can make it sound nasty.

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2008, 07:08:53 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 07:01:58 PM

Anyone can make it sound nasty.

I know.  It is an art to provide appropriate elan.

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2008, 07:45:15 PM

Oh great. Now you guys have really done it! I was hoping the gals would stop by and slap some sense into me, but NoooOOOooo, if the gals show up at all, they be slapping you all.

They probably won't show at all now. Curse you testosterone!

Title: Re: Caring for Baby/Grandbaby. Some helpful hints.
Post by: Chris on December 01, 2008, 08:01:03 PM

(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7118/dontchokingno2.jpg)