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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2008, 10:22:58 AM

Title: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2008, 10:22:58 AM
I just read a pathetic rambling blog by a very typical liberal jerk. I won't link to it because it makes me mad.

Basically, he laments that the media is focusing on Jews in India being killed. To him, its no big deal. Terrorism happens, we should grieve and then forget.
Not only is this a perfect example of the rampant anti-semitism that pervades liberal thought. But its a good example of how we can't trust liberals to fight crime, or defend the country.

For India this is an act of war!

It seems to me that a liberal would rather fight to stop free speech (the fairness doctrine), than to stop terror. "Terror is just something that happens, we can't stop it, we have to understand it. But that pastor preached that homosexuality is a sin, so he must go to jail!'
The liberal response to crime is to take guns away from people who aren't committing crimes. WTF?!!

The mindset of a liberal infuriates me. What would it take to get a liberal to fight an avowed enemy? A terror hit at Disney during Gay Days?

The idiot democrats want drastic cuts in the military at a time we are fighting terrorists, and at a time when Putin seems to have restarted the Cold War. I'm really beginning to wonder if America can survive Obama.

You don't have to respond. I just had to vent. I've just spent too much time in the liberal sewer. On the news channels, its all Obama all the time. And my libtard co-workers are dancing like they are suddenly free (free from what oppression? If Bush was really Hitler, why are they still alive?).
Grumble, grumble.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: NHSparky on November 29, 2008, 10:29:10 AM
Methinks that libtard is seeing only one side of it.  Yes, they've done a few stories on the Jewish center which was attacked, but a lot more on the hotels as well.

Liberalism and anti-Semitism seem to go hand-in-hand, yet still 80 percent of the Jewish vote goes Democrat.  And yet I can't figure out why.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: TheSarge on November 29, 2008, 11:39:46 AM
Methinks that libtard is seeing only one side of it.  Yes, they've done a few stories on the Jewish center which was attacked, but a lot more on the hotels as well.

Liberalism and anti-Semitism seem to go hand-in-hand, yet still 80 percent of the Jewish vote goes Democrat.  And yet I can't figure out why.

White Guilt.  They buy into every stereotype that's said about them.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
The majority of blacks still vote for the "racist party", too.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Strider on November 29, 2008, 12:16:38 PM
For a lib, a terror attack with loss of human life is just another day on earth....but let them bomb a tree os a polar bear and they would raise holy hell... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: mamacags on November 29, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
I was in a foul mood yesterday (hard to believe  :evillaugh:) but we were following one of those dumbass volvos covered in stupid liberal bumper stickers to the mall.  One of them was this stupid pacifist one.  I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of ways to piss her off enough to fight me.  It made my mood so much better.  Also a great way to kill time in line at the registers.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 29, 2008, 01:24:21 PM
  I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of ways to piss her off enough to fight me.
Say, "Ya know honey. We need to go sport fishing more often. Those dolphin steaks were GREAT!"

Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Chris_ on November 29, 2008, 01:48:53 PM
If you want to piss off a liberal, just tsk tsk their lifestyle and decision to kill innocent babies.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 30, 2008, 06:08:41 AM
Best way to make a liberal fight......stop "the government freebies".
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 06:30:06 AM
Best way to make a liberal fight......stop "the government freebies".

Problem is, what would they fight us WITH?  We have all the guns.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 30, 2008, 06:39:16 AM
Problem is, what would they fight us WITH?  We have all the guns.

"The pen is mightier than the sword."..........I'll take a sword, please.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 07:11:25 AM
"The pen is mightier than the sword."..........I'll take a sword, please.

ROFLMAO--kinda hard to belly up to the writing table when you've got a huge assed sword sticking out of your gut.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: miskie on November 30, 2008, 08:28:12 AM
looking at the result of Prop 8, I think I know what will make a liberal fight.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 08:33:33 AM
looking at the result of Prop 8, I think I know what will make a liberal fight.

Something else sticking out of his ass?  Or should I say, INTO his ass?
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Airwolf on November 30, 2008, 04:06:54 PM
BAN CHEETOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 30, 2008, 10:49:52 PM
In my experience, nothing angers a liberal more than admitting belief in the Right to Life.  Something snaps inside them and their first response is..."YOU WOULD MAKE A WOMAN CARRY A BABY CONCEIVED OF RAPE!!"  Calmy, I reply that less than 3% of abortions are a result of a rape.  Then their heads start spinning and mouths start foaming.
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 04, 2008, 01:30:23 AM
In my experience, nothing angers a liberal more than admitting belief in the Right to Life.  Something snaps inside them and their first response is..."YOU WOULD MAKE A WOMAN CARRY A BABY CONCEIVED OF RAPE!!"  Calmy, I reply that less than 3% of abortions are a result of a rape.  Then their heads start spinning and mouths start foaming.

I usually ask them even if it IS rape, was it the child's fault? This usually leaves them stuttering!
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: LC EFA on December 04, 2008, 02:09:20 AM
I just read a pathetic rambling blog by a very typical liberal jerk. I won't link to it because it makes me mad.

Basically, he laments that the media is focusing on Jews in India being killed. To him, its no big deal. Terrorism happens, we should grieve and then forget.
Not only is this a perfect example of the rampant anti-semitism that pervades liberal thought. But its a good example of how we can't trust liberals to fight crime, or defend the country.

Liberals cannot be trusted to run the country because they are more concerned about their image than doing what is right. They're happy to ignore a problem if removing that problem would cause them to "lose cred". They also push to understand "why" rather than taking action.

They're unable to fight crime because they're more concerned about the rights and welfare of the criminal than the victim of said criminal.


For India this is an act of war!

Indeed it is. Pakistan is, responsible, however indirectly

It seems to me that a liberal would rather fight to stop free speech (the fairness doctrine), than to stop terror. "Terror is just something that happens, we can't stop it, we have to understand it. But that pastor preached that homosexuality is a sin, so he must go to jail!'
The liberal response to crime is to take guns away from people who aren't committing crimes. WTF?!!

Liberals don't like firearms because they want to "understand" the person that just stole their stuff, raped their wife and shot them, rather ensure that person is unable to commit the crime in the first place, or unable to become a repeat offender.

The mindset of a liberal infuriates me. What would it take to get a liberal to fight an avowed enemy? A terror hit at Disney during Gay Days?

Take away their welfare, Mention Christ, outlaw abortion, own a firearm, the list goes on but I'm sure you get the idea


Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 04, 2008, 12:01:37 PM
Talk about how Park Chung-hee made South Korea or Augusto Pinochoet made Chile a better place by ridding them of Communists and leftists in the dead of night and disappearing them. They will really make them throw a hissy fit. American could use another Park Chung-hee or Pinochet. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2008, 12:40:08 PM
Even if you do get a liberal to fight, a slapfest really isn't all that intimidating.

 :catfight:
Title: Re: What would make a Liberal Fight?
Post by: Woody on December 09, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
All I can think of is the scene in Fight Club when Tyler tells the club to "go out and get in a fight, then lose it".  And the montage that follows shows just how difficult that can be in today's society.